[Bender2]

Gadzooks! How can they lump my manly Boys... into the Lesbo, Gay and Bye Crowd of Seven's wimpy Waiders, the hal-full/half-empty Ewes & Tampa Bye Whatevers?

Oh well, Week 6 starts Thursday Night with Vick's Old Dog chewing on a Cajun flavored bone--

In regular Sunday action I think the Buffalo Chips are going to pull a fast one on TCU North--

The Brownstains return to their rebuilding ways as Manning Heavy romps and stomps--

Gadzooks, Imp... I'm picking Da Bears!!!!!

Allegra's Texicans notch a win over the Jags--

Well, in for a penny, in for a pound as my Old Dallas Texans clip the horns off the Viqueens' helmets--

"They're called... longenhergan!"

Come on, Jets! Kick the Deadskins when they are down--

Ariz Zona de-Vicks the Stoolers--

Ben always told me to just lay there... and enjoy it.

Allegra's Old Earlers get a break with a win over the freefalling Dolly Phins--

Call me crazy but I'm picking Cam over the Seahags--

Aaron Boy stay hot against the Bolts--

The Fluffy Niners stay just that as the Crag City Black Byrds romp and stomp--

No Luck, even if he plays, for the Colts against big's pattycakes--

Monday Night I want the Iggles to beat the Jints--

Eh, Bendy-- Won't it be boring when the Cowboy/Romo Haters... don't have a chance to beat up on your Boys--

Yeah, big--- But we'll... get through it--

[Bender2]

Okay... get your picks in...

[atc23]

My poor Chargers (weeping)

Out of the frying pan and into the fire. #Chargers@Packers

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Runnin’ late. In the spirit of State Lotteries every where...my Quick-Pix:

New Orleans Saints
Buffalo Bills
Denver Broncos
Chicago Bears :-) ! No Love Lost in this game !
Houston Texans
Kansas City Chiefs
New York Jets
Arizona Cardinals
Tennessee Titans - Hey, they gotta win sometime!
Seattle Seahawks
Green Bay Packers
Baltimore Ravens
New England Patriots - This will be YOOOOOOOOOge!
New York Giants
Byes - Again...iffin’ you ain’t playin’, you ain’t winnin’!

[GOPsterinMA]

The IND C**ts:

Their former owner moved the franchise from BAL to IND in the middle of the night. And the son who succeeded him is a junkie. Classy organization.

The one fairly recent SB they barely won is because they played a team without a head coach and the worst QB to ever start a SB. Success!

Whether it’s Bill Polian or Ryan Grigson running the team and no matter who’s coaching or QBing or them, IND has been bitching about the NEW for a decade plus. Bill Polian is 100% responsible for the NFL becoming the NArenaFL. Because of him, it’s virtually illegal to play pass defense in the NFL. Now every time >>your<< team gets hit with a bulls**t PI call (that can’t be reviewed), remember the reason it happened is because Bill Polian is a bitch who bitched to get the rules changed because his team couldn’t beat NEW. Fact.

And IND’s current GM is another whiney bitch who ran to “Mammy Roger” because of what? Where’s the evidence of anything? There’s none. Million$ upon million$ spent on air pressure and lawyers? Great use of resources...

In their last six games, including a pair of playoff Nagasakis, NEW has outscored IND, 251-125. Here’s hoping NEW takes the garbage out again on Sunday and gives the CHI-WAS 73-0 game a serious run.

The C**ts organization, ownership level down, is a festering heap of swill that needs to be incinerated. Lucky for them and because of them, a seriously pissed off NEW’s coming to town. Enjoy being the bitch that you are, C**ts.

[SevenofNine]

Sorry cousin your Chargers go down against Packers

And Da Bears going win their game

49ers are going lose

[Rummyfan]

Week 6 already???? My fantasy team is in the cellar but I'm still alive in my knockout pool. So why not make some fearless picks for Week 6? Here we go!

WEEK 6

Oct. 15

Atlanta Falcons at New Orleans Saints 8:25 Falcons keep winning (even if only by their fingernails against a mediocre Redskins team... but win they did!). Don't know what's wrong with the Saints but they won't find a solution against the birds. Ryan and the Atlanta O love to play indoor, Super Dome or Georgia Dome. Falcons.

Oct. 18

Cincinnati Bengals at Buffalo Bills 1 IS this the year of Andy Daulton and the Bengals? Can we retire the 'Bungles' moniker? Don't know the answer to either of those questions yet, but they will remain undefeated this week. Bengals.

Denver Broncos at Cleveland Browns 1 The Broncos keep winning - winning ugly but winning. Peyton will somehow work some magic out of his used up arm and body. Broncos.

Chicago Bears at Detroit Lions 1How can the Lions be so bad with talent like Calvin Johnson and Matthew Stafford? It's an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, surrounded by a conundrum. The Bears are suddenly looking revived - maybe they've caught something from the Cubs? They win again this week. Bears.

Houston Texans at Jacksonville Jaguars 1 If only the Texans had players of JJ Watt's talent at other positions. Regardless, they still have enough to beat the Jags. Texans.

Kansas City Chiefs at Minnesota Vikings 1It seems I pick the Chiefs every week, and every week the Chiefs lose. Well, like a fool returning to his folly, I'm picking the Chiefs again (returning to the baseball meme, maybe the Chiefs will catch something from the Royals). KAN - SAS - CITY!

Washington Redskins at New York Jets 1Redskins almost pulled off the upset last week, and in fact Cousins played pretty damn well, tying the game on a drive in the last minute of regulation (before throwing the Pick-6 in OT). Jets are coming off their bye and a dominating performance against the Phish in London. I like them at home. JAY - EE - TEE - ESS! Jets.

Arizona Cardinals at Pittsburgh Steelers 1 The Cards are not the Chargers and will not fold against Vick and Company like San Diego did. Cardinals.

Miami Dolphins at Tennessee Titans 1 Changing coaches is not going to help the Dolphins this week. Marcus Mariotta is going to have a field day (yes, you read it here first!). Titans.

Carolina Panthers at Seattle Seahawks 4:05A good test for the Panthers, on the road in Seattle. They fail. Sea-hags.

San Diego Chargers at Green Bay Packers 4:25 Chargers trip to the Not-Quite-Frozen Tundra (it's only October!) will result in another tough loss. I love Philip Rivers, but I love Aaron Rodgers at home even more. Packers.

Baltimore Ravens at San Francisco 49ers 4:25Two teams both headed in the same direction - DOWN! Ravens defense seems to have disappeared. Colin Kaepernick ....he's not the Super Bowl QB of three years ago. I'm not even sure he's up there with former SF greats like Mike Moroski and Steve DeBerg right now. Someone has to win though.... Niners.

New England Patriots at Indianapolis Colts* 8:30 To say the Pats are on a roll right now is an understatement. They will continue to roll at Indy, putting the end to conjecture concerning Deflate-gate. Pats.

Oct. 19

New York Giants at Philadelphia Eagles 8:30 In the topsy-turvy NFC East, it doesn't sem like any team is going to break free from around the .500 mark. With that in mind, the Eagles will ground the Giants at the Linc. Iggles!

Good luck everyone!

Tough night for baseball in Texas last night! Go Dodgers!

[Impy]

The Ain’ts ain’t losing. :o

[campaignPete R-CT]

ATL
CLE
BUFF
MINN
HOU
CHI
JETS
ZONA
MIAMI

SEA
GB
SF
PATS
PHILLY

[darkangel82]

Saints(win)
Bengals
Browns
Chiefs
Texans
Bears
Jets
Cards
Fins
Panthers
Packers
Niners
Pats
Giants

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Green Bay Packers. SIX AND OH, BABY! Wa-Hooooooooo!

[mrsmith]

Hope the second half is as ‘good’ (meaning ‘fun’) as the first!