Posted on 10/06/2015 3:47:43 AM PDT by Bender2
WEEK 5
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YIKES I think Peyton and Mules are smackdown the Raiders
Giants over 49ers
Sorry Bears the Chefs going take down Da Bears
Ok is Luck playing? Hmm, don’t care going with HOU anyway
ATL over the Red Tampons
Going with my gut, SEA hands Cin their first loss, hope it’s not just indigestion
GREEN BAY
BUF
KC, they’ve had a tough opening schedule and they are gonna take it out on my Bears, Coach Andy is HUNGRY for a win
PHI over the Ain’ts
Gosh both these teams stink, I almost flipped a coin too, um I’ll go with Jameis Winston and Lovie’s Somali Salami Smugglers at home, TAMPA, confidence level ZERO
BALT
Olde Chi Cardinals over the Lions, sorry Lion fans, AZ
NEW ENGLAND
DENVER, but I actually considered taking Oakland. They lost to my Bears though so no.
NY GIANTS
SAN DIEGO, I picked em to make the playoffs so they gotta beat Vick
Rock Hudson wearing a pink tutu, dancing on top of Liberace’s piano is still >LESS GAY< than the “Washington Tampax”!
Hate to say it Bender I think your Cowpokes are going down against Cheaters this weekend
"There was another team left for the football glue factory following a Week 4 loss a year ago, and that was the New England Patriots, who after being demolished by the Kansas City Chiefs on Monday Night Football, were 2-2. A reporter asked Bill Belichick if the quarterback situation would be addressed. He chuckled. And, of course, later won another Super Bowl."
Now with Your undivided attention... we can maker this happen--
Look, Bendy, old Belicnick paid a lot... for that last Super Bowl win--
With the souls... of all his draft picks for the next 5 years--
Eh, say-- I was wondering-- Will you... take a check?
Indianapolis - Houston (Indy)
Chicago- Kansas City (KC)
Seattle- Cincinnati (Sea)
Washington- Atlanta (Atl)
Jacksonville- Tampa Bay(Jax)
New Orleans- Philadelphia (Phi) Yep even against my Saints
Cleveland - Baltimore (Balt)
St. Louis- Green Bay (Gb)
Buffalo- Tennessee (Buff)
Arizona- Detroit (Arz)
New England- Dallas (NE) (But closer than expected)
Denver- Oakland (Den)
San Francisco- New York (SF) Upset Special
Pit- SD (Pit)
Thanks! And I've got you winnings... ready to pay out if you win--
Matter of fact, a whole high stack... of them--
In Bendy... we trust.
Right, Bendy? Aroo... Arooooooooooooooooo!
Cletus says:
Since the “fantasy football wonks” in today’s “Gambling News” are accusing Megatron of “tanking” (really...WTF, brah?) I’ll weigh in thusly...
Indianapolis Colts at Houston Texans
Luck’s in! Colts. He needs to leave a mark somewhere.
Washington Redskins at Atlanta Falcons
Easy-peasy, Dirty Birds
Cleveland Browns at Baltimore Ravens
The Stains without Mssr JeanFutbol? Ravens
Seattle Seahawks at Cincinnati Bengals
Pussycats win this show of underacheivers.
St. Louis Rams at Green Bay Packers
Ummm...simple for me AND Big-OF: Pack
Chicago Bears at Kansas City Chiefs
OMG the savior of the shooting-capital of America...Gutler...is starting again? Chefs
New Orleans Saints at Philadelphia Eagles
I hate to get on the host’s badside but...Iggles
Jacksonville Jaguars at Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Under yer buccin’ hat!
Buffalo Bills at Tennessee Titans
Great match-up! I’m gonna go with the Grand Tetons
Arizona Cardinals at Detroit Lions
[quietly sheepish...] Redbirds
New England Patriots at Dallas Cowboys
Brady has a point to make. Watch-out Bendy...this margin might be “yoooge”! Patriots
Denver Broncos at Oakland Raiders
Another good one. I’ll buck the trend a take the Ray-dahz.
San Francisco 49ers at New York Giants
Neenerz and the Jints? Toss up; I’ll says Jints.
Pittsburgh Steelers at San Diego Chargers
Chargers make a statement.
Byes: Carolina, Miami, Minnesota, NY Jets
I’ll take the Bye Brothers.
Iffin you ain’t playin...you ain’t winnin!
Hooah. Well-reasoned.
I'm worried now that I know y'all got some of your 'honest folks'
coming back off of suspension
And Denver, I got Denver. ;D
Hey, they are typical NFL defensive players... a wife beater and a pot head.
Not low down cheaters... who play with their balls deflated--
Gadzooks! It hurts... to even imagine that--
WTF
Oct. 8
Indianapolis Colts at Houston Texans 8:25 Hmmmm... Is Andrew Luck playing? Colts dodged a bullet last week and thanks to a missed field goal by Jax. And now the Texans.... Gotta go with Indy. Colts!
Oct. 11
Washington Redskins at Atlanta Falcons 1 Falcons are rolling and given that the game is in ATL, they will continue to roll over the moribund Deadskins despite their win over the stumbling Iggles. Falcons.
Cleveland Browns at Baltimore Ravens 1 Ravens get their second win of the season at home versus the Brownies. Ravens.
Seattle Seahawks at Cincinnati Bengals 1 A good test for the Bengals. Are they for real? At home against the Seahags they are! Bengals.
St. Louis Rams at Green Bay Packers 1Can someone explain the Rams to me? beat the Seahawks, beat the Cardinals, lose to the Redskins? Aaron Rodgers picks them apart at Lambeau. Packers!
Chicago Bears at Kansas City Chiefs 1 The lowly Bears showed they aren't dead yet. The Chiefs need a win desperately. Since they're at home I'll take them. Chiefs!
New Orleans Saints at Philadelphia Eagles 1The Eagles aren't as bad as their 1 - 3 record. The Saints... well I'm not sure. But I'm not ready to get off my Chip Kelly horse. Eagles.
Jacksonville Jaguars at Tampa Bay Buccaneers 1 Wow. The Game of the Week! What the hell, I'll take the Bucs. Bucs.
Buffalo Bills at Tennessee Titans 1 Bills. 'Nuff said.
Arizona Cardinals at Detroit Lions 4:05The Lions almost - ALMOST - got in the W column Monday. Unfortunately after a tough loss at Seattle, they now have to go into Phoenix and face a PO'ed Cardinals team. Cardinals.
New England Patriots at Dallas Cowboys 4:25 Weedon. Brady. And where was the 'Boys D on Sunday night? Sorry, Bendy, I gotta go with Belichick and Brady and the Boys from Foxboro. Patriots.
Denver Broncos at Oakland Raiders 4:25The Broncos are 4 - 0 sure, but it's been done largely through defense. I think Oakland shows them up. Raiders just win baby!
San Francisco 49ers at New York Giants* 8:30 Two years ago Colin Kaepernick was praised as the Second Coming. Seems like a long time ago! I like the G-Men at home. Jints!
Oct. 12 Pittsburgh Steelers at San Diego Chargers 8:30 Call me crazy but I'm taking the Chargers over the Steelers, who are weak at QB (in Vick) and shaky at kicker (Scobee). BOLTS!
Everyone is high on the Falcons, Packers, Ravens, and Chiefs. Hope it doesn’t backfire!
Gdazooks... big--
You, of all people... should know--
Let's ask... your Doc--
Sorry, Bendy, I need... a closer look--
Just as I suspected, big has... Brady Balls. A severe case of Brady Balls!
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