NFL Week 5 Live Thread

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[Bender2]

WEEK 5

Oct. 8

Indianapolis Colts at Houston Texans 8:25

Oct. 11

Washington Redskins at Atlanta Falcons 1

Cleveland Browns at Baltimore Ravens 1

Seattle Seahawks at Cincinnati Bengals 1

St. Louis Rams at Green Bay Packers 1

Chicago Bears at Kansas City Chiefs 1

New Orleans Saints at Philadelphia Eagles 1

Jacksonville Jaguars at Tampa Bay Buccaneers 1

Buffalo Bills at Tennessee Titans 1

Arizona Cardinals at Detroit Lions 4:05

New England Patriots at Dallas Cowboys 4:25

Denver Broncos at Oakland Raiders 4:25

San Francisco 49ers at New York Giants* 8:30

Oct. 12

Pittsburgh Steelers at San Diego Chargers 8:30

Byes: Carolina, Miami, Minnesota, NY Jets

[Bender2]

When... when?

Oh, big, when... when???

Gadzooks, big-- When will this nightmare.. end?

Eh, Bend-- Not... this weekend.

What the hell-- Why not.. shoot the works on Week 5?

Thursday night I see Allegra's Texicans getting close but no cigar even if Luck does not play--

Regular Sunday action has me seeing Deadskins-- And they have let loose Vick's Old Dogs on them--

The Johnnyless New Brownstains get whipped by the Old Brownstains--

Okay, I am calling TCU North to lay the wood to the Seahags--

The Ewes have done some impressive things so far-- But at Lam-Boo, no way--

Sorry, Imp-- Da Bears don't get that second win against my Old Dallas Texans--

If the Ain't want my forgiveness, then they need to beat the Iggles-- Beat them badly!

Jagoffs vs Bucking Ears-- [Sound of coin flip] Tampa--

Buffalo Chips over Alegra's Old Earlers--

Arid Zona beats the Hard Luck Loinchops--

Manning Heavy gets a win over Seven's Waiders--

Hate to pick them Jersey Jints but they are playing the 69ers--

Monday Night the Stoolers smear Vick Salve all over the Bolts--

And in closing, this week four-some at the NFL By & Lesbo meet & greet are Cam's Laddies, the Dolly-Phins, the Viqueens & Da Jets

Eh, Bendy-- Aren't you... forgetting one game?

What... game, big?

My Patty Cakes... playing your Boys at Jerryworld?

Oh, that game-- Didn't my cut & paste... work?

Let me think... No-- It didn't--

My bad-- Well-- Eh-- I pick... my Cowboys, of course--

Of course, Bend-- Of... course!!!!!

It is going to be a long-- Long... long week--

[Bender2]

Okay, y'all... get your picks in!

[big'ol_freeper]

Here's how week five will shake out

[big'ol_freeper]

RE: My bad-- Well-- Eh-- I pick... my Cowboys, of course--

Well Bend, there's always the Reverse Lock Theory

http://www.fastcompany.com/662860/reverse-lock-theory

[NonValueAdded]

Well done!

[Bender2]

WEEK 5 PICKS SO FAR

Oct. 8

......Indianapolis Colts at Houston Texans 8:25

Oct. 11

Washington Redskins at Atlanta Falcons......

Cleveland Browns at Baltimore Ravens......

Seattle Seahawks at Cincinnati Bengals......

St. Louis Rams at Green Bay Packers......

Chicago Bears at Kansas City Chiefs......

......New Orleans Saints at Philadelphia Eagles

Jacksonville Jaguars at Tampa Bay Buccaneers......

......Buffalo Bills at Tennessee Titans

......Arizona Cardinals at Detroit Lions 4:05

...New England Patriots at Dallas Cowboys...

......Denver Broncos at Oakland Raiders 4:25

...San Francisco 49ers at New York Giants...

Oct. 12

...Pittsburgh Steelers at San Diego Chargers...

Gadzooks, big-- Had you copied me all the way... you'd go 14-0 this week

[Bender2]

Re: Well Bend... there's always the Reverse Lock Theory

Went there and as to ...the Red Sox loss in today's Boston Globe... that's why we've not hear much from you about the Ruby Soxettes, eh?

BTW How's about... them Rangers--

[Bender2]

From http://espn.go.com/blog/nfceast/post/_/id/70123/matthew-mcconaughey-got-redskins-fired-up-before-eagles-game

ASHBURN, Va. — Matthew McConaughey’s latest role involves him playing an unlucky man. That bad luck did not rub off on his favorite NFL team, the Washington Redskins.

& From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_McConaughey

McConaughey attended the University of Texas at Austin

And people outside Texas wonder why most of us in the Lone Star State hate... the brain dead fools from The People's Republic of Austin—

[ETL]

$10,000 on the Indianapolis Colts, currently 25-1!
____________________________________________

Odds to Win Super Bowl 50 (2015-2016 season)

Updated 10/5/2015 - Prior to Monday Night, Week 4

Teams Sorted by Odds

Green Bay Packers_______________5-2 (2-1/2 to 1)
New England Patriots_____________4-1
Seattle Seahawks________________ 6-1
Denver Broncos_________________10-1
Cincinnati Bengals______________ 10-1
Arizona Cardinals_______________12-1
Atlanta Falcons_________________14-1
Carolina Panthers_______________20-1
New York Jets_________________25-1
Indianapolis Colts_______________25-1
New York Giants_______________30-1
Pittsburgh Steelers_______________30-1
Baltimore Ravens________________40-1
Buffalo Bills____________________40-1
Philadelphia Eagles______________40-1
Minnesota Vikings_______________50-1
Dallas Cowboys_________________50-1
San Diego Chargers______________50-1
Kansas City Chiefs_______________60-1
St. Louis Rams__________________60-1
Tennessee Titans________________80-1
Houston Texans_________________80-1
Detroit Lions__________________100-1
Miami Dolphins________________100-1
New Orleans Saints_____________100-1
Oakland Raiders________________100-1
Washington Redskins____________100-1
Jacksonville Jaguars_____________200-1
Chicago Bears__________________500-1
Cleveland Browns_______________500-1
San Francisco 49ers______________500-1
Tampa Bay Buccaneers___________500-1

http://www.footballlocks.com/nfl_futures_odds_super_bowl_50.shtml

[Bender2]

Re: $10,000 on the Indianapolis Colts, currently 25-1!

Send the cash... and I'll put your bet down--

[big'ol_freeper]

I inadvertently selected the Fluffy Niners to beat the
Jersey Jints....

Fixed that in my predictions

So's you'll only be wrong on two

[campaignPete R-CT]

WAKE UP!!!

WEEK 5 ABOUT TO BEGIN!

[Bender2]

Re: I inadvertently selected...

I'll make the switch for ya, that's... the injury riddled but honest Cowboys over them low down cheating Patriots, right?

[ETL]

Re: $10,000 on the Indianapolis Colts, currently 25-1!

Send the cash... and I'll put your bet down--

Thanks, here you go! You just need to print it out, cut along the edges, and glue together.

[dfwgator]

[Impy]

Don’t you shout at me on my birthday (32) you so and so!!!

[Impy]

I watched a new show “Minority Report” based on the movie. It’s set in the future and the Redskins have been renamed the Red CLOUDS. Go Clouds!!! Gag me with a spoon. Clouds?

How about the “Washington Tampons”? Tampons get red.

[dfwgator]

Guess what, “Washington” isn’t going to be around much longer neither, since he owned slaves.

[dfwgator]

Cowboys should just rest everybody and play the scrubs in this game, and be as healthy as possible against the Giants. And they need to let Cassel start to at least see what he has.

They have to beat the Giants to have any chance of winning the division, so why play starters in a game they’re likely to lose anyway, and risk injury.

[Impy]

Reminds me of this

http://www.theonion.com/article/washington-redskins-change-their-name-to-the-dc-re-34161

DC though, after Columbus, well he raped Indians and gave them smallpox, the bastard. So he has to go too.

So....how about the “Martin Luther King Jr. City Tampons”?