[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Cletus says:
Since the “fantasy football wonks” in today’s “Gambling News” are accusing Megatron of “tanking” (really...WTF, brah?) I’ll weigh in thusly...

Indianapolis Colts at Houston Texans
Luck’s in! Colts. He needs to leave a mark somewhere.

Washington Redskins at Atlanta Falcons
Easy-peasy, Dirty Birds

Cleveland Browns at Baltimore Ravens
The Stains without Mssr JeanFutbol? Ravens

Seattle Seahawks at Cincinnati Bengals
Pussycats win this show of underacheivers.

St. Louis Rams at Green Bay Packers
Ummm...simple for me AND Big-OF: Pack

Chicago Bears at Kansas City Chiefs
OMG the savior of the shooting-capital of America...Gutler...is starting again? Chefs

New Orleans Saints at Philadelphia Eagles
I hate to get on the host’s badside but...Iggles

Jacksonville Jaguars at Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Under yer buccin’ hat!

Buffalo Bills at Tennessee Titans
Great match-up! I’m gonna go with the Grand Tetons

Arizona Cardinals at Detroit Lions
[quietly sheepish...] Redbirds

New England Patriots at Dallas Cowboys
Brady has a point to make. Watch-out Bendy...this margin might be “yoooge”! Patriots

Denver Broncos at Oakland Raiders
Another good one. I’ll buck the trend a take the Ray-dahz.

San Francisco 49ers at New York Giants
Neenerz and the Jints? Toss up; I’ll says Jints.

Pittsburgh Steelers at San Diego Chargers
Chargers make a statement.

Byes: Carolina, Miami, Minnesota, NY Jets
I’ll take the Bye Brothers.
Iffin you ain’t playin...you ain’t winnin!

[big'ol_freeper]

Hooah. Well-reasoned.

[Bender2]

WEEK 5 PICKS WITH LOINCHOP CLET ADDED

Oct. 8

.........Indianapolis Colts at Houston Texans......

Oct. 11

Washington Redskins at Atlanta Falcons...............

Cleveland Browns at Baltimore Ravens...............

......Seattle Seahawks at Cincinnati Bengals.........

St. Louis Rams at Green Bay Packers...............

Chicago Bears at Kansas City Chiefs..................

......New Orleans Saints at Philadelphia Eagles.........

...Jacksonville Jaguars at Tampa Bay Buccaneers............

............Buffalo Bills at Tennessee Titans...

...............Arizona Cardinals at Detroit Lions

...............New England Patriots at Dallas Cowboys...

..................Denver Broncos at Oakland Raiders...

...San Francisco 49ers at New York Giants...............

Oct. 12

......Pittsburgh Steelers at San Diego Chargers.........