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1 posted on 09/23/2015 10:47:26 AM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

I believe this is covered under the legal precedent of “Who smelt it dealt it.”


27 posted on 09/23/2015 11:05:07 AM PDT by IronJack
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Well, read the story.

They already gave her a retirement because of this.


28 posted on 09/23/2015 11:09:23 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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Cropdusting victim.


29 posted on 09/23/2015 11:15:04 AM PDT by red-dawg (NO Prisoners.)
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Grifting is genetic......who knew?


30 posted on 09/23/2015 11:16:43 AM PDT by liberalh8ter (The only difference between flash mob 'urban yutes' and U.S. politicians is the hoodies.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

“Did you just break wind near me?”

“No no no. I might have bent the wind a little, though.”


31 posted on 09/23/2015 11:17:44 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo; Larry Lucido; SaveFerris; FredZarguna

Perhaps the Scotland Yard cafeteria is serving way too much Beef-A-Reeno for the noon meal.


32 posted on 09/23/2015 11:25:44 AM PDT by Gamecock (Preach the gospel daily, use words if necessary is like saying Feed the hungry use food if necessary)
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REVEALED: Trumps Strategy for the Next Debate.
Hopes Carly is next to him!


33 posted on 09/23/2015 11:30:50 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (BREAKING: Boy Scouts of America Changes Corporate Identity to "Scouting for Boys in America")
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OH! Great it is about cops!!! I used to never take a shiite when I knew I was riding with my Sgt. I always loved rainy, cold nights and let one go. Sarge would gag, stick his head out the window, get his glasses wet and bitch at me. As soon as brought his head in, I’d fart a REAL good one. He always went back to the Pen and just threw the keys to me. I went out on my own and had a good night.


35 posted on 09/23/2015 11:34:39 AM PDT by Safetgiver ( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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As they say, “The smeller’s the feller.”


37 posted on 09/23/2015 11:51:10 AM PDT by Yashcheritsiy (It's time to repeal and replace the GOP)
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Aw, that’s nothing. Everytime I see or hear Obama on TV, I could just sh..

Oh, nevermind.


38 posted on 09/23/2015 11:57:42 AM PDT by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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I wish I could have stopped by and unleashed one of my patented Cape Horn buffalo beer farts on her. Those babies can gag a maggot.


39 posted on 09/23/2015 12:02:50 PM PDT by One_American
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7V406XfAaI


41 posted on 09/23/2015 12:04:41 PM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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I guess she and BO are not too much alike.
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42 posted on 09/23/2015 12:05:58 PM PDT by Dick Bachert (This entire "administration" has been a series of Reischstag Fires. We know how that turned out!)
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Fox smells its own hole
Phrase used as a retort to somone who accuses you of farting in a particulalry odiferous manner - rightly or wrongly.
See also: S/he who smelt it, dealt it
Source: UK
LINK:
http://www.odps.org/glossword/index.php?a=term&d=4&t=177


44 posted on 09/23/2015 12:06:53 PM PDT by GOYAKLA
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how did she distinguish farts from Idi Obama’s speeches?


47 posted on 09/23/2015 12:10:59 PM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
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Oh, the Metropolitan Police in London. I thought at first it was the Metropolitan Opera in New York. I was imagining a gassy rendition of The William Tell Overture or something.

Never mind.


48 posted on 09/23/2015 12:13:18 PM PDT by PLMerite ("The issue is never the issue. The issue is the Revolution.")
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Alotta Fagina: How dare you break wind before me.

Austin Powers: I'm sorry I didn't realize it was your turn.

49 posted on 09/23/2015 12:19:57 PM PDT by Major Matt Mason (Those that can, do, those that can't, work in the Beltway.)
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The Dueling Fart Song (family guy fart match off)
50 posted on 09/23/2015 1:12:50 PM PDT by Maceman
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