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Barack Obama's cousin sues Met after colleagues break wind near her desk
The Telegraph ^
| 9/23/15
| Telegraph Staff
Posted on 09/23/2015 10:47:26 AM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo
A British cousin of Barack Obama is suing Scotland Yard over claims colleagues made her life a misery by deliberately breaking wind near her desk.
Marie Auma, who related to the US President through her aunt, Kezia Obama, who is his Bracknell, Berkshire-based step-mother, is demanding £400,000 from the Met over claims that she was belittled and humiliated during a two year campaign of harassment.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: farts; gas; kezia; marieauma; obamabio; obamacousin
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo
Agitation and self-promotion within the Leftist Nanny State are in the Obama family DNA.
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posted on
09/23/2015 11:01:18 AM PDT
by
PGR88
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
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posted on
09/23/2015 11:02:31 AM PDT
by
TMA62
(Al Sharpton - The North Korea of race relations)
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
HER ‘direction’ would be an entire zip code area
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posted on
09/23/2015 11:02:40 AM PDT
by
SMARTY
("What is freedom? To have the will to be responsible for one's self. "M. Stirner)
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
GBP 400,000?
Must have been some Hindenburg-sized fart that gave her some closed-head injury from the concussion.
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posted on
09/23/2015 11:03:07 AM PDT
by
caddie
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
Beans on toast is still a big seller at the Lunchroom
To: RckyRaCoCo
“Sure it was in general direction?”
Obama twice broke wind in America’s direction during the general election.
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
I believe this is covered under the legal precedent of “Who smelt it dealt it.”
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posted on
09/23/2015 11:05:07 AM PDT
by
IronJack
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
Well, read the story.
They already gave her a retirement because of this.
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posted on
09/23/2015 11:09:23 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
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posted on
09/23/2015 11:15:04 AM PDT
by
red-dawg
(NO Prisoners.)
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
Grifting is genetic......who knew?
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posted on
09/23/2015 11:16:43 AM PDT
by
liberalh8ter
(The only difference between flash mob 'urban yutes' and U.S. politicians is the hoodies.)
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
“Did you just break wind near me?”
“No no no. I might have bent the wind a little, though.”
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posted on
09/23/2015 11:17:44 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: ButThreeLeftsDo; Larry Lucido; SaveFerris; FredZarguna
Perhaps the Scotland Yard cafeteria is serving way too much Beef-A-Reeno for the noon meal.
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posted on
09/23/2015 11:25:44 AM PDT
by
Gamecock
(Preach the gospel daily, use words if necessary is like saying Feed the hungry use food if necessary)
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
REVEALED: Trumps Strategy for the Next Debate.
Hopes Carly is next to him!
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posted on
09/23/2015 11:30:50 AM PDT
by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(BREAKING: Boy Scouts of America Changes Corporate Identity to "Scouting for Boys in America")
To: Timpanagos1
Obama has been squatting onto America since 2009
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posted on
09/23/2015 11:33:25 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
OH! Great it is about cops!!! I used to never take a shiite when I knew I was riding with my Sgt. I always loved rainy, cold nights and let one go. Sarge would gag, stick his head out the window, get his glasses wet and bitch at me. As soon as brought his head in, I’d fart a REAL good one. He always went back to the Pen and just threw the keys to me. I went out on my own and had a good night.
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posted on
09/23/2015 11:34:39 AM PDT
by
Safetgiver
( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
To: Safetgiver
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posted on
09/23/2015 11:37:12 AM PDT
by
Safetgiver
( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
As they say, “The smeller’s the feller.”
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posted on
09/23/2015 11:51:10 AM PDT
by
Yashcheritsiy
(It's time to repeal and replace the GOP)
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
Aw, that’s nothing. Everytime I see or hear Obama on TV, I could just sh..
Oh, nevermind.
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posted on
09/23/2015 11:57:42 AM PDT
by
TexasRepublic
(Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
To: ButThreeLeftsDo
I wish I could have stopped by and unleashed one of my patented Cape Horn buffalo beer farts on her. Those babies can gag a maggot.
To: ChildOfThe60s
Buy her a candle
You want her to blow up?
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posted on
09/23/2015 12:02:58 PM PDT
by
ripnbang
("An armed man is a citizen, an unarmed man a subject")
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