Posted on 08/18/2015 8:32:21 AM PDT by US Navy Vet
Stolen from Lucianne.com
Then Michelle Obama was offered $50 by National Geographic?
And remember when KFC offered a "Hillary" meal, consisting of two small breasts and two large thighs?
Now KFC is offering the "Obama Cabinet Bucket."
It consists of nothing but left wings and chicken poop
I thought she turned this down because she didn't want to put that bone in her nose.
I heard it was because the loincloth couldn’t hide her package...
lol!
ROFLMAO....you guys are to much!!!!
The “Hillary” meal included a left wing.
A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of you are Hillary Clinton fans.
Not really knowing what a Hillary Clinton fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different… again.
Little Johnny said, “Because I’m not a Hillary Clinton fan.”
The teacher asked, “Why aren’t you a fan of Hillary Clinton?”
Johnny said, “Because I’m a Republican.”
The teacher asked him why he’s a Republican
Little Johnny answered, “Well, my Mom’s a Republican and my Dad’s a Republican, so I’m a Republican.”
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, “So, if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?”
Little Johnny replied, “That would make me a Hillary Clinton fan.”
Great One... The funniest jokes are the ones where the punch line delivers the truth.
While Bill and Hillary were “dead broke”, Bill told Hillary she’d have to work the street corner all night. The next morning she came home and Bill said let’s see the cash. Hillary dropped $40.25 on the table and Bill got irate. He asked,”what asshole paid you 25 cents?” Hillary replied,”All of ‘em.”
Joke from our Mother Country delivered by email
A British joke
An Israeli doctor says: “In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s testicles, put them on another man and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work”.
The German doctor says: “that’s nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work”.
The Russian doctor says: “gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another’s chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work”.
The United States doctor laughs: “You all are behind us. Five years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!”
I was banned from Lucianne because I posted an article about a man being saved from a sunken ship. My 1st post ever. Apparently I posted a too long title and was promptly banned. I had to email back and forth before they told me the pathetic excuse. Lucianne is known for banning people from the site
You steal a joke and she will hunt you down : )
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