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A Modest Proposal: The Thread Hijack Drinking Game [vanity]
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Posted on 07/31/2015 11:49:41 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

The time has come to take action against thread hijackers.

Let me begin with an example of thread hijacking:

Like most Freepers, I am pro-life. Abortion and and euthanasia appall me, and marketing the results even more so. I support candidates who oppose the culture of death, and cheer when it is thwarted.

I also do not find it necessary to mention these facts on EVERY. FREAKING. THREAD.

There is a certain type of Freeper, though, who has no such restraint. For these zealots, any thread that deviates from the pro-life cause, no matter how trivially, is a heresy that must be immediately suppressed.

You are shocked by cruelty to animals? I guess that means you couldn't care less about the cruelty of THE MILLIONS OF CHILDREN ABORTED EVERY YEAR!!!!!

You lost a beloved pet? Why can't you mourn THE THOUSANDS OF ABORTED BABIES WHO DIED THE SAME DAY?!!!!

Your car shredded its transmission and you're looking at thousands of dollars in repairs? Why aren't you thinking about THE BABIES WHO WILL NEVER GROW UP TO BE AUTO MECHANICS BECAUSE THEY WERE ABORTED?!!!!

(OK, maybe I made that last one up.)

Arguing with these people is pointless. It's the same principle as wrestling with a pig - you just get muddy and the pig enjoys it. Similarly, trying to convince them that they are being rude is a waste of time - THE CAUSE is far more important little things like courtesy and respect.

So, what can we do about it?

We can get drunk.

I hereby propose The Thread Hijack Drinking Game. The rules are simple: When a poster tries to hijack an unrelated thread to his or her pet cause, you 1) reply to the hijack attempt by quoting the text in question, followed by the word "DRINK!", and 2) Take a drink (or any volume) of your favorite beverage (alcoholic or non-alcoholic). Moderation is suggested on animal cruelty threads to avoid alcohol poisoning.

This game will not, I admit, solve the thread hijacking problem. But after a certain number of attempts we will no longer care.

And if anyone is offended by my little proposal, I can only say...

DRINK!


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To: tacticalogic; ArGee; Covenantor; NoCmpromiz

And how do I find out if a bad ballast resistor is what’s wrong?

There is a mechanic here, but I don’t know how much he would charge me to fix it.

I don’t have a Haynes (Haines?) Manual so I don’t know what a ballast resistor looks like.


561 posted on 08/11/2015 8:15:12 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: NicknamedBob; Gefn; ArGee

Aardvarks are very good at digging.

Maybe we’ll go to the library after lunch; we’re almost out of animal books.


562 posted on 08/11/2015 8:17:56 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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To: Monkey Face

Haynes is correct.

Never had that problem but your symptoms might be here.

http://www.classictruckshop.com/clubs/earlyburbs/projects/trouble/ignition.htm

More than you ever wanted to know about ballast resistors.

Whatever you say to the mechanic, never, never, never tell him you suspect that you’re low on 710. You’ll get taken for sure.

;>)


563 posted on 08/11/2015 8:30:59 AM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: Covenantor

LOL!

I guess if he tells me he needs a left-handed monkey wrench, I’m in real trouble, yes? ;o]


564 posted on 08/11/2015 8:38:40 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: Monkey Face; tacticalogic; ArGee; Covenantor; NoCmpromiz
"And how do I find out if a bad ballast resistor is what’s wrong?"

My experience with ballast resistors comes from Chrysler products. They used them to allow fuller voltage to the ignition system when starting, as that requires a different position of the ignition key switch so the electrical path can be different.

With a hotter spark, despite the starter pulling down the voltage, the car should start readily. Then releasing the key switch from the start position disengages the starter.

The changed electrical path then goes through the ballast resistor, reducing the voltage so that the components will last longer. If the car stops running at this point, you'll have to engage the starter again. This is the indication when your ballast resistor has failed. Basically, it's either good, or no good. It's just a piece of wire really.

But if your vehicle has one of these things in the engine compartment, you should have a spare to replace it if it should fail. Generally speaking, your car won't run without the ballast resistor.

But I don't think that's your problem. You said you could smell "raw gas". Your car is flooding at some point, making it hard to start, (and wasting gas).

565 posted on 08/11/2015 9:16:37 AM PDT by NicknamedBob ("Australia: Every animal is one of three types: Dangerous, Poisonous, or sheep." Rorschach's Blot)
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To: NicknamedBob

Thanks! I actually understood that. :o])


566 posted on 08/11/2015 9:23:18 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: Tax-chick; Gefn; Monkey Face; Darksheare

Anybody else notice that recently three toed sloths have become pets? I’m seeing pictures of them lately after having gone for decades without their intrusion into my life.

Darks, I confess to using the Four Seasons song as a mnemonic device to remember the final “e” when posting to you.


567 posted on 08/11/2015 9:26:50 AM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: Covenantor

Lol, uh oh.


568 posted on 08/11/2015 9:29:58 AM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: tacticalogic

So, she should make her ballast resistor sit in a corner?


569 posted on 08/11/2015 9:34:41 AM PDT by ArGee (Unfortunately, when everything's insane, nothing is.)
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To: Monkey Face
I guess if he tells me he needs a left-handed monkey wrench, I’m in real trouble,

Yes. I had a mechanic once who used left-handed monkeys to do the work. The labor costs were teriffic but I had to go back to get the repairs repaired all the time.

570 posted on 08/11/2015 9:46:01 AM PDT by ArGee (Unfortunately, when everything's insane, nothing is.)
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To: ArGee

Dadgummit! I forgot to tose my clag.


571 posted on 08/11/2015 9:48:04 AM PDT by ArGee (Unfortunately, when everything's insane, nothing is.)
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To: Covenantor

Last week, we had a book about a sloth rescue and rehabilitation center in Costa Rica. They’re cute when they’re indoors and kept clean.


572 posted on 08/11/2015 9:48:05 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Gefn; Darksheare; moose07
I guess then that kids now days argue over which is slower, a three toed sloth or a Galapagos Tortoise rather than who is more powerful, Superman or The Hulk.

Not sure what the charm is though.


573 posted on 08/11/2015 10:03:11 AM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled-...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: Covenantor

“Greetings from the Most Interesting Sloth in the World”
-A Dos Equis commercial


574 posted on 08/11/2015 10:05:24 AM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: ArGee; tacticalogic; Monkey Face
"I would say it’s definitely flooding except I didn’t think fuel-injected engines did that."

So, she should make her ballast resistor sit in a corner?

She should find out what the real problem is and not worry about the ballast resistor, if there is one.

I'm not that conversant with fuel-injection, but flooding shouldn't happen, especially heat-related flooding.

It sounds like maybe a sticking valve of some kind, one that's supposed to relieve fuel pressure after the fuel warms up by letting it flow back into the tank or something.

In a fuel-injected engine, no fuel should get into the cylinders until the circuits signal it to happen, so if fuel is escaping into the air enough to be smelled, then something's wrong.

575 posted on 08/11/2015 10:18:28 AM PDT by NicknamedBob ("Australia: Every animal is one of three types: Dangerous, Poisonous, or sheep." Rorschach's Blot)
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To: NicknamedBob; ArGee; tacticalogic; Covenantor

I was just outside, and was talking to a mechanic, and he said it sounded like something electrical, and electrical was not his area of expertise.

So, I’m no better off than when I started. I guess I will just live with it.


576 posted on 08/11/2015 11:09:16 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: Monkey Face

Has the engine suddenly died while driving? what make and year?


577 posted on 08/11/2015 11:24:09 AM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled-...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: Monkey Face
"... was talking to a mechanic, and he said it sounded like something electrical, and electrical was not his area of expertise."

He doesn't want to get involved.

You're having a fuel problem of some sort, and it needs to be resolved. Such problems don't get better on their own.

Was there anything in your smog test that indicated one section of the engine was not working as well as the other? Some engine computers gather information that doesn't get reported easily. Your car can't really talk to you, you know.

578 posted on 08/11/2015 11:28:57 AM PDT by NicknamedBob ("Australia: Every animal is one of three types: Dangerous, Poisonous, or sheep." Rorschach's Blot)
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To: Covenantor

No, not since the starter was replaced two years ago.

‘92 Chevy Geo Tracker


579 posted on 08/11/2015 11:32:16 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I've finally lost my mind!If you find it don't bother to return it It wasn't working properly anyway)
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To: Covenantor

They have inertia.


580 posted on 08/11/2015 11:35:38 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("All the time live the truth with love in your heart." ~Fr. Ho Lung)
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