Rachel Dolezal limerick thread (vanity)

me ^ | 6-17-2015 | me

[matt1234]

Please post your limericks about Looter Girl.

[Lazamataz]

:)

[Impala64ssa]

ROTF! You people are too much. As I stated in another thread, this fraudster may have unwittingly exposed the inherent racism and stupidity of the politics of race. Let’s hope enough of the PC “not sees” get it and once and for all take MLK’s advice and learn to judge people by their character.

[Yaelle]

They just found out Rachel is white.
After 20 years down with the fight.
The spray tan blanched back,
Hair lost its fake nap,
A cheese sandwich with mayo tonight.

[matt1234]

A female version of The Jerk
To snag a black man she did lurk.
But she didn't fool the brothers
Who said to each other,
"Dat white girl can't even twerk."

[MoochPooch]

Maybe the dog thinks he's transracial, too!

Hey, I have a new word. Trans-SPECIES!

[Nachum]

Hickery Dickery Dock
Rachel’s race story’s a crock
The press got her good
Cuz she aint from the hood
Now lawyers call round the clock

[moovova]

There once was a girl with personality.
But she decided to escape reality.
Her farce was exposed.
Now everyone one knows.
Her 15 minutes have met their finality.

[Impala64ssa]

Admit it. It's because I'm Black isn't it?

[Cobra64]

Who cares? What’s the obsession with Rachel Dolezal? It’s the same with all the gay / lesbian obsession threads too.

[Impala64ssa]

trans SPECIES
I'm a Jedi Knight,dammit! I'm a trans terrestrial.

[Beach333]

About Rachel:

Seeking to invent reality,
Her race became a formality,
She says she is black,
But tone she does lack,
Will this become a legality?

[COUNTrecount]

It’s obvious Rachael is black,

So why is she getting such flack?

If Bruce is a chick

And still has his d..k,

Then Dolezal really is Shaq.

[martin_fierro]

Though able to talk mounds of smack
Her skin the right pigment did lack
So in a quick manner
Rachel bought some cheap tanner
Now Orange has become the new Black.

[Nea Wood]

Supposedly blacks are oppressed
But in truth, it must be confessed
When Rachel was “black”
Not one thing did she lack
But now that she’s white, she is stressed

[Albion Wilde]

black or white like the keys of a pian-ah

LOLOLOLOL!

[Albion Wilde]

A cheese sandwich with mayo tonight.

Dying laughing over that one!!!!!

[Charles Henrickson]

Once a girl so fair and so pinky
Thought she'd curl her hair and go kinky;
Then she worked on her tan,
Made it dark as she can,
But she still didn't look very inky!

[LambSlave]

Rachel dis girl from da hood,

Did I say dat?! I meant from da wood,

When called on da hoax, she axe for a smoke,

And explain she just misunderstood!

[Albion Wilde]

Love your many howlers, FReepers! Laughing so loud I'm scaring the neighbors!

There once was a gal named Dolezal
Who wanted to look like Michelle
She said, “Bro, don’t you snitch
That I’s born a white bitch!"
But then Mom and Dad said, “Do tell.”

[Charles Henrickson]

There’s this woman you just have to see,
She’s all over the news on TV;
She’s a bit of a dullard
And just Lightly Colored,
So she’s head of the NAALCP.