[martin_fierro]

Though able to talk mounds of smack
Her skin the right pigment did lack
So in a quick manner
Rachel bought some cheap tanner
Now Orange has become the new Black.

[Charles Henrickson]

There’s this woman you just have to see,
She’s all over the news on TV;
She’s a bit of a dullard
And just Lightly Colored,
So she’s head of the NAALCP.