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Rachel Dolezal limerick thread (vanity)
me ^ | 6-17-2015 | me

Posted on 06/17/2015 11:20:46 AM PDT by matt1234

Please post your limericks about Looter Girl.


TOPICS: Poetry
KEYWORDS: dolezal; limerick; poetry; racheldolezal
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To: Yaelle

:)


41 posted on 06/17/2015 12:34:04 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The new GOP slogan: "Vote for us!!! We're 0.000015% less evil than the Democrats!!!")
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To: matt1234; All

ROTF! You people are too much. As I stated in another thread, this fraudster may have unwittingly exposed the inherent racism and stupidity of the politics of race. Let’s hope enough of the PC “not sees” get it and once and for all take MLK’s advice and learn to judge people by their character.


42 posted on 06/17/2015 12:39:01 PM PDT by Impala64ssa (You call me an islamophobe like it's a bad thing.)
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To: matt1234

They just found out Rachel is white.
After 20 years down with the fight.
The spray tan blanched back,
Hair lost its fake nap,
A cheese sandwich with mayo tonight.


43 posted on 06/17/2015 12:40:06 PM PDT by Yaelle ("You're gonna fly away, Glad you're going my way...")
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To: matt1234
A female version of The Jerk
To snag a black man she did lurk.
But she didn't fool the brothers
Who said to each other,
"Dat white girl can't even twerk."
44 posted on 06/17/2015 12:40:49 PM PDT by matt1234
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To: Jack Hydrazine
Maybe the dog thinks he's transracial, too!

Hey, I have a new word. Trans-SPECIES!

45 posted on 06/17/2015 12:43:35 PM PDT by MoochPooch (I'm a compassionate cynic.)
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To: matt1234

Hickery Dickery Dock
Rachel’s race story’s a crock
The press got her good
Cuz she aint from the hood
Now lawyers call round the clock


46 posted on 06/17/2015 12:45:50 PM PDT by Nachum (Obamacare: It's. The. Flaw.)
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To: matt1234

There once was a girl with personality.
But she decided to escape reality.
Her farce was exposed.
Now everyone one knows.
Her 15 minutes have met their finality.


47 posted on 06/17/2015 1:06:38 PM PDT by moovova
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To: Jack Hydrazine

Admit it. It's because I'm Black isn't it?
48 posted on 06/17/2015 1:12:12 PM PDT by Impala64ssa (You call me an islamophobe like it's a bad thing.)
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To: matt1234

Who cares? What’s the obsession with Rachel Dolezal? It’s the same with all the gay / lesbian obsession threads too.


49 posted on 06/17/2015 1:14:46 PM PDT by Cobra64 (Common sense isn't common anymore.)
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To: MoochPooch
trans SPECIES
I'm a Jedi Knight,dammit! I'm a trans terrestrial.
50 posted on 06/17/2015 1:15:53 PM PDT by Impala64ssa (You call me an islamophobe like it's a bad thing.)
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To: matt1234

About Rachel:

Seeking to invent reality,
Her race became a formality,
She says she is black,
But tone she does lack,
Will this become a legality?


51 posted on 06/17/2015 1:19:47 PM PDT by Beach333
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To: matt1234

It’s obvious Rachael is black,

So why is she getting such flack?

If Bruce is a chick

And still has his d..k,

Then Dolezal really is Shaq.


52 posted on 06/17/2015 1:26:10 PM PDT by COUNTrecount (Race Baiting...... "It's What's For Breakfast")
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To: matt1234; Charles Henrickson
Though able to talk mounds of smack
Her skin the right pigment did lack
So in a quick manner
Rachel bought some cheap tanner
Now Orange has become the new Black.
53 posted on 06/17/2015 1:29:55 PM PDT by martin_fierro (This is HUE and SERIES)
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To: matt1234

Supposedly blacks are oppressed
But in truth, it must be confessed
When Rachel was “black”
Not one thing did she lack
But now that she’s white, she is stressed


54 posted on 06/17/2015 1:31:26 PM PDT by Nea Wood
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To: LambSlave
black or white like the keys of a pian-ah

LOLOLOLOL!

55 posted on 06/17/2015 1:53:44 PM PDT by Albion Wilde ("We've seen this before. There's a master race. Now there's a master faith." Benjamin Netanyahu)
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To: Yaelle
A cheese sandwich with mayo tonight.

Dying laughing over that one!!!!!

56 posted on 06/17/2015 2:00:06 PM PDT by Albion Wilde ("We've seen this before. There's a master race. Now there's a master faith." Benjamin Netanyahu)
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To: matt1234; martin_fierro
Once a girl so fair and so pinky
Thought she'd curl her hair and go kinky;
Then she worked on her tan,
Made it dark as she can,
But she still didn't look very inky!
57 posted on 06/17/2015 2:14:53 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: LambSlave
Rachel dis girl from da hood,

Did I say dat?! I meant from da wood,

When called on da hoax, she axe for a smoke,

And explain she just misunderstood!

58 posted on 06/17/2015 2:18:23 PM PDT by LambSlave
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To: matt1234
Love your many howlers, FReepers! Laughing so loud I'm scaring the neighbors!

There once was a gal named Dolezal
Who wanted to look like Michelle
She said, “Bro, don’t you snitch
That I’s born a white bitch!"
But then Mom and Dad said, “Do tell.”

59 posted on 06/17/2015 2:19:05 PM PDT by Albion Wilde ("We've seen this before. There's a master race. Now there's a master faith." Benjamin Netanyahu)
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To: martin_fierro

There’s this woman you just have to see,
She’s all over the news on TV;
She’s a bit of a dullard
And just Lightly Colored,
So she’s head of the NAALCP.


60 posted on 06/17/2015 2:25:57 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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