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Rachel Dolezal limerick thread (vanity)
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| 6-17-2015
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Posted on 06/17/2015 11:20:46 AM PDT by matt1234
Please post your limericks about Looter Girl.
TOPICS: Poetry
KEYWORDS: dolezal; limerick; poetry; racheldolezal
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To: SandyInSeattle; matt1234
To: matt1234
With looks as fair as a Viking,
She felt Black was more to her liking.
"It's great money," she mused.
"If I can pull off this ruse,
It's rich I soon will be striking."
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posted on
06/17/2015 12:02:19 PM PDT
by
matt1234
To: LambSlave
This ofay broad named Dolezal,
Be wearing her hair in a frazzle.
To pass for a spade,
She darken two shades,
Dat make her slut-walk, “Just like jazz’ll.”
To: sparklite2
lmao!! Thanks for the laugh!
To: matt1234
This woman named Rachel is white,
But skin hue she vows she will fight,
She faked her skin tome ID,
Defrauded the NAACP,
Until her parents brought it all into light.
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posted on
06/17/2015 12:08:55 PM PDT
by
MortMan
(All those in favor of gun control raise both hands!)
To: matt1234; al baby; Albion Wilde; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JoeProBono; ...
There once was a whitey named Rachel
Who looked like Fonzie on steroids
Blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah
My big, black foot up your ass!
(Apologies to Chris Rock, SNL)
DANG!
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posted on
06/17/2015 12:09:18 PM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Cancer-free since 1988! US out of UN! UN out of US!)
To: matt1234
The NAACP just bore the brunt,
Of a lady who's race, she did punt,
She claimed to be black,
But she's really a hack,
What an evil, malevolent [Person].
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posted on
06/17/2015 12:11:16 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The new GOP slogan: "Vote for us!!! We're 0.000015% less evil than the Democrats!!!")
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
06/17/2015 12:13:19 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The new GOP slogan: "Vote for us!!! We're 0.000015% less evil than the Democrats!!!")
To: Yaelle
White as a lily she stands
Hair braided in corn-rowed strands
Accepted as black
Though pigment she lacks
Next she’ll decide she’s a man
Better?
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posted on
06/17/2015 12:15:12 PM PDT
by
pgyanke
(Republicans get in trouble when not living up to their principles. Democrats... when they do.)
To: matt1234
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posted on
06/17/2015 12:15:59 PM PDT
by
rlmorel
("National success by the Democratic Party equals irretrievable ruin." Ulysses S. Grant.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
06/17/2015 12:16:04 PM PDT
by
matt1234
To: matt1234
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posted on
06/17/2015 12:16:49 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The new GOP slogan: "Vote for us!!! We're 0.000015% less evil than the Democrats!!!")
To: pgyanke
Not bad, but I still like mine, because I called her a [Person].
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posted on
06/17/2015 12:18:01 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The new GOP slogan: "Vote for us!!! We're 0.000015% less evil than the Democrats!!!")
To: matt1234
She used to be white, but now she’s black
Then one day she decided to buy a new rack
She got found out, for what she’s really about
And now she’s just regular style liberal hack
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posted on
06/17/2015 12:21:02 PM PDT
by
kjam22
(my music video "If My People" at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74b20RjILy4)
To: matt1234
A fake black born in a teepee
When outed became somewhat weepy.
"I really am black.
So cut me some slack!
Check with the NAACP."
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posted on
06/17/2015 12:22:17 PM PDT
by
matt1234
To: Impy
Maybe the dog thinks he's transracial, too!
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posted on
06/17/2015 12:22:45 PM PDT
by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
To: matt1234
How about Haiku?
Rachel Dolezal
doesn't get the same respect
as Caitlyn Jenner.
-PJ
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posted on
06/17/2015 12:24:54 PM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
(If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
To: pgyanke
Awesome!! Standing up and clapping!!
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posted on
06/17/2015 12:32:18 PM PDT
by
Yaelle
("You're gonna fly away, Glad you're going my way...")
To: twister881
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posted on
06/17/2015 12:32:39 PM PDT
by
WayneS
(Yeah, it's probably sarcasm...)
To: Lazamataz
You need to remove “just.” Love it!
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posted on
06/17/2015 12:33:12 PM PDT
by
Yaelle
("You're gonna fly away, Glad you're going my way...")
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