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Rachel Dolezal limerick thread (vanity)
me ^ | 6-17-2015 | me

Posted on 06/17/2015 11:20:46 AM PDT by matt1234

Please post your limericks about Looter Girl.


TOPICS: Poetry
KEYWORDS: dolezal; limerick; poetry; racheldolezal
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To: SandyInSeattle; matt1234

You are very kind :)


21 posted on 06/17/2015 12:01:40 PM PDT by twister881
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To: matt1234
With looks as fair as a Viking,
She felt Black was more to her liking.
"It's great money," she mused.
"If I can pull off this ruse,
It's rich I soon will be striking."
22 posted on 06/17/2015 12:02:19 PM PDT by matt1234
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To: LambSlave

This ofay broad named Dolezal,
Be wearing her hair in a frazzle.
To pass for a spade,
She darken two shades,
Dat make her slut-walk, “Just like jazz’ll.”


23 posted on 06/17/2015 12:04:04 PM PDT by sparklite2
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To: sparklite2

lmao!! Thanks for the laugh!


24 posted on 06/17/2015 12:07:52 PM PDT by LambSlave
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To: matt1234

This woman named Rachel is white,
But skin hue she vows she will fight,
She faked her skin tome ID,
Defrauded the NAACP,
Until her parents brought it all into light.


25 posted on 06/17/2015 12:08:55 PM PDT by MortMan (All those in favor of gun control raise both hands!)
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To: matt1234; al baby; Albion Wilde; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JoeProBono; ...

There once was a whitey named Rachel
Who looked like Fonzie on steroids
Blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah
My big, black foot up your ass!

(Apologies to Chris Rock, SNL)

DANG!


26 posted on 06/17/2015 12:09:18 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Cancer-free since 1988! US out of UN! UN out of US!)
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To: matt1234
The NAACP just bore the brunt,
Of a lady who's race, she did punt,
She claimed to be black,
But she's really a hack,
What an evil, malevolent [Person].
27 posted on 06/17/2015 12:11:16 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The new GOP slogan: "Vote for us!!! We're 0.000015% less evil than the Democrats!!!")
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Mine’s better.


28 posted on 06/17/2015 12:13:19 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The new GOP slogan: "Vote for us!!! We're 0.000015% less evil than the Democrats!!!")
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To: Yaelle

White as a lily she stands
Hair braided in corn-rowed strands
Accepted as black
Though pigment she lacks
Next she’ll decide she’s a man

Better?


29 posted on 06/17/2015 12:15:12 PM PDT by pgyanke (Republicans get in trouble when not living up to their principles. Democrats... when they do.)
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To: matt1234

Bfl!


30 posted on 06/17/2015 12:15:59 PM PDT by rlmorel ("National success by the Democratic Party equals irretrievable ruin." Ulysses S. Grant.)
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To: Lazamataz

Hey, that doesn’t rhyme!


31 posted on 06/17/2015 12:16:04 PM PDT by matt1234
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To: matt1234

It got close. :)


32 posted on 06/17/2015 12:16:49 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The new GOP slogan: "Vote for us!!! We're 0.000015% less evil than the Democrats!!!")
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To: pgyanke

Not bad, but I still like mine, because I called her a [Person].


33 posted on 06/17/2015 12:18:01 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The new GOP slogan: "Vote for us!!! We're 0.000015% less evil than the Democrats!!!")
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To: matt1234

She used to be white, but now she’s black
Then one day she decided to buy a new rack
She got found out, for what she’s really about
And now she’s just regular style liberal hack


34 posted on 06/17/2015 12:21:02 PM PDT by kjam22 (my music video "If My People" at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74b20RjILy4)
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To: matt1234
A fake black born in a teepee
When outed became somewhat weepy.
"I really am black.
So cut me some slack!
Check with the NAACP."
35 posted on 06/17/2015 12:22:17 PM PDT by matt1234
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To: Impy


Maybe the dog thinks he's transracial, too!
36 posted on 06/17/2015 12:22:45 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: matt1234
How about Haiku?

Rachel Dolezal
doesn't get the same respect
as Caitlyn Jenner.

-PJ

37 posted on 06/17/2015 12:24:54 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
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To: pgyanke

Awesome!! Standing up and clapping!!


38 posted on 06/17/2015 12:32:18 PM PDT by Yaelle ("You're gonna fly away, Glad you're going my way...")
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To: twister881

You win.


39 posted on 06/17/2015 12:32:39 PM PDT by WayneS (Yeah, it's probably sarcasm...)
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To: Lazamataz

You need to remove “just.” Love it!


40 posted on 06/17/2015 12:33:12 PM PDT by Yaelle ("You're gonna fly away, Glad you're going my way...")
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