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I am ready to offer 50 cows for Obama’s daughter – ‘Ruto lawyer’
StandardDigitalMedia ^ | May 25, 2015 | Pkemoi Ng’enoh

Posted on 05/27/2015 6:19:35 AM PDT by Daffynition

A city lawyer has a special request for President Barack Obama.

His dream is to marry one of Obama’s daughters, Malia, and is ready to pay 50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats as bride price. Speaking to The Nairobian, Kiprono, who hit the headlines when he moved to court seeking to have William Ruto sworn in as president when Uhuru travelled to The Hague for his ICC case, said he is ready to meet Obama to discuss the matter when the US president visits in July. “I got interested in her in 2008. As a matter of fact, I haven’t dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her. I have shared this with my family and they are willing to help me raise the bride price,” he said.

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TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
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To: Daffynition

Before marrying, take a close look at the mother and grandmother...........


21 posted on 05/27/2015 6:40:03 AM PDT by umgud (When under attack, victims want 2 things; God & a gun)
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To: Daffynition

Honestly, he should offer only 49 cows. Obama already has one.


22 posted on 05/27/2015 6:40:53 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts ("It is never untimely to yank the rope of freedom's bell." - - Frank Capra)
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To: Daffynition

40 cows?

That is an insult to Michelle who IS said they would not offer more than $40 for.

[Maybe that all translates to a greater amount — in goats.]


23 posted on 05/27/2015 6:44:03 AM PDT by TomGuy
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

You have a valid point, but aren’t muslims allowed to have as many wives as they can afford?


24 posted on 05/27/2015 6:48:32 AM PDT by BykrBayb (Where there is life, there is hope. - Terri Schiavo ~ Þ)
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To: Daffynition

That’s a better offer than Bill got for Chelsea.


25 posted on 05/27/2015 6:54:51 AM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not A Matter of Opinion)
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To: Daffynition

Those who think this is funny can ponder the kind of nastiness that could be directed at Ted Cruz’s family at some future day.


26 posted on 05/27/2015 7:01:54 AM PDT by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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To: Daffynition

If and when she gets married, it’ll be to someone from the WNBA. Bank on it.


27 posted on 05/27/2015 7:02:27 AM PDT by edpc (Wilby 2016)
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To: Daffynition

Imagine having Michelle Obama as a mother in law?


28 posted on 05/27/2015 7:03:36 AM PDT by Proud2BeRight
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To: Daffynition

29 posted on 05/27/2015 7:03:43 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: Gaffer

A few of these... a few of those...


30 posted on 05/27/2015 7:13:00 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: Daffynition

Get me the number of this guy's tailor, quick!

31 posted on 05/27/2015 7:40:56 AM PDT by freedomson (Tagline comment removed by moderator)
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To: bigbob

Okay. Like what?


32 posted on 05/27/2015 7:53:28 AM PDT by BykrBayb (Where there is life, there is hope. - Terri Schiavo ~ Þ)
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To: Daffynition

Well, I guess Obama is torn. He is Islamist, so he must decide if he is going to break with the faith. LOL!


33 posted on 05/27/2015 7:54:38 AM PDT by Real Cynic No More (Border Fence Obamacare!)
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To: Islander7

A Nigerian farmer, a cow, and a Democrat walk into a bar...


34 posted on 05/27/2015 8:11:25 AM PDT by pabianice (LINE)
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To: US Navy Vet

I didn’t realize that “horny” is a proper noun and is deserving of initial capitalization.

Live and learn. ;-)


35 posted on 05/27/2015 8:14:32 AM PDT by rhoda_penmark
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To: Daffynition
I got interested in her in 2008.


36 posted on 05/27/2015 8:19:12 AM PDT by Drew68
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To: Drew68

There ya go! HAHAHA!


37 posted on 05/27/2015 12:37:52 PM PDT by Daffynition ("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
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To: MeshugeMikey
And a Harvard grad.

Pahk yah goat in the Hahvaah yahd.


38 posted on 05/27/2015 12:47:10 PM PDT by Daffynition ("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
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To: Daffynition

he frankly doesnt look old enough ...to be a Harvard Grad..


39 posted on 05/27/2015 12:50:11 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

Wonder if the offer come with a grifter MIL?


40 posted on 05/27/2015 12:50:13 PM PDT by Daffynition ("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
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