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I am ready to offer 50 cows for Obama’s daughter – ‘Ruto lawyer’
StandardDigitalMedia ^
| May 25, 2015
| Pkemoi Ng’enoh
Posted on 05/27/2015 6:19:35 AM PDT by Daffynition
A city lawyer has a special request for President Barack Obama.
His dream is to marry one of Obama’s daughters, Malia, and is ready to pay 50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats as bride price. Speaking to The Nairobian, Kiprono, who hit the headlines when he moved to court seeking to have William Ruto sworn in as president when Uhuru travelled to The Hague for his ICC case, said he is ready to meet Obama to discuss the matter when the US president visits in July. “I got interested in her in 2008. As a matter of fact, I haven’t dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her. I have shared this with my family and they are willing to help me raise the bride price,” he said.
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TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: duplicate; pleasedonatetoday; yesterday
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To: Daffynition
Before marrying, take a close look at the mother and grandmother...........
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posted on
05/27/2015 6:40:03 AM PDT
by
umgud
(When under attack, victims want 2 things; God & a gun)
To: Daffynition
Honestly, he should offer only 49 cows. Obama already has one.
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posted on
05/27/2015 6:40:53 AM PDT
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
("It is never untimely to yank the rope of freedom's bell." - - Frank Capra)
To: Daffynition
40 cows?
That is an insult to Michelle who IS said they would not offer more than $40 for.
[Maybe that all translates to a greater amount — in goats.]
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posted on
05/27/2015 6:44:03 AM PDT
by
TomGuy
To: Bloody Sam Roberts
You have a valid point, but aren’t muslims allowed to have as many wives as they can afford?
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posted on
05/27/2015 6:48:32 AM PDT
by
BykrBayb
(Where there is life, there is hope. - Terri Schiavo ~ Þ)
To: Daffynition
That’s a better offer than Bill got for Chelsea.
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posted on
05/27/2015 6:54:51 AM PDT
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not A Matter of Opinion)
To: Daffynition
Those who think this is funny can ponder the kind of nastiness that could be directed at Ted Cruz’s family at some future day.
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posted on
05/27/2015 7:01:54 AM PDT
by
bigbob
(The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
To: Daffynition
If and when she gets married, it’ll be to someone from the WNBA. Bank on it.
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posted on
05/27/2015 7:02:27 AM PDT
by
edpc
(Wilby 2016)
To: Daffynition
Imagine having Michelle Obama as a mother in law?
To: Daffynition
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posted on
05/27/2015 7:03:43 AM PDT
by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: Gaffer
A few of these... a few of those...
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posted on
05/27/2015 7:13:00 AM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: Daffynition
Get me the number of this guy's tailor, quick!
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posted on
05/27/2015 7:40:56 AM PDT
by
freedomson
(Tagline comment removed by moderator)
To: bigbob
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posted on
05/27/2015 7:53:28 AM PDT
by
BykrBayb
(Where there is life, there is hope. - Terri Schiavo ~ Þ)
To: Daffynition
Well, I guess Obama is torn. He is Islamist, so he must decide if he is going to break with the faith. LOL!
To: Islander7
A Nigerian farmer, a cow, and a Democrat walk into a bar...
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posted on
05/27/2015 8:11:25 AM PDT
by
pabianice
(LINE)
To: US Navy Vet
I didn’t realize that “horny” is a proper noun and is deserving of initial capitalization.
Live and learn. ;-)
To: Daffynition
I got interested in her in 2008.
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posted on
05/27/2015 8:19:12 AM PDT
by
Drew68
To: Drew68
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posted on
05/27/2015 12:37:52 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
To: MeshugeMikey
And a Harvard grad.
Pahk yah goat in the Hahvaah yahd.
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posted on
05/27/2015 12:47:10 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
To: Daffynition
he frankly doesnt look old enough ...to be a Harvard Grad..
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posted on
05/27/2015 12:50:11 PM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
To: Bloody Sam Roberts
Wonder if the offer come with a grifter MIL?
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posted on
05/27/2015 12:50:13 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
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