[Responsibility2nd]

Do not reply to me. I'm on my way out to Walmart right now. To buy some tinfoil.

You see, I know where the tunnels are.

ha ha ha ha ha ha

[BenLurkin]

Better tTake her along with you. Just in case......

[Responsibility2nd]

"house the headquarters of invading troops from China, here to disarm Americans one by one."

 

Ridiculous. Absurd. Everyone knows it's UN troops that are here to disarm us.

[circlecity]

While the conspiricy theorists are working overtime, that doesn’t change the fact this Jade Helm 15 exercise is worthy of suspicion.

[JoeProBono]

[KC_Lion]

Never Believe ANTYHING until it's been Officially Denied.

Or is that what they want us to think?

[Perseverando]

It’s all true. I’m about 4 miles from the nearest Walmart and I can hear the digging all night just like it’s under my bed. </snark>

[Buckeye McFrog]

Everyone knows that for maximum operational secrecy, the tunnels will be built under Kmart stores.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

There is also NO truth to the rumors that these tunnels, WHICH DO NOT EXIST, are also being used to manufacture enough Jenkem to give several major metropolitan areas hallucinations, causing MASS ROAD RAGE and EBOLA ZOMBIES!

[NRx]

[Leep]

“house the headquarters of invading troops from China, here to disarm Americans one by one.”

I would suggest they NOT disarm them one by one. The only chance they have is a mass disarming. And good luck with that.

[jsanders2001]

> “There’s no truth to the rumors,” Wal-Mart spokesperson Lorenzo Lopez told TPM via email.

Could the irony (name of the spokesperson) be any thicker?

[uglybiker]

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Yet, we’ve always been told, here on FR, that they would be “Re-education Centers” for the neo-Communist rulers after Obamugabe declares martial law and rounds up all the conservatives.

[molson209]

It’s just that Crazy ,it must have been thought up at the Obama White House ,LOL

[Uncle Miltie]

"I knows theres a tunnel round here somewheres....." - WalMart Shopper

[Alex Murphy]

Wal-Mart issued a statement Monday to TPM dismissing "rumors" that tunnels were being built by the U.S. military beneath closed stores in an attempt to launch a takeover of Texas. "There’s no truth to the rumors," Wal-Mart spokesperson Lorenzo Lopez told TPM via email. The tunnels are part of a series of conspiracy theories surrounding "Jade Helm 15," a military training operation set to take place later this year in seven Western states. The conspiracy theorists have said the operation may be part of a covert attempt to takeover Texas and other states.

BWA HAHAHAHAHA for all you conspiracy buffs out there. You know who you are - or do you???

[arthurus]

There is “no truth” but I hope the Texas Rangers are prepared and on alert.

[lurk]

According to a friend who is into conspiracies, the tunnels are in the Ozark hills of Mo and AR. Right under the Dicky Bub convenience store.

[Texicanus]

The Texas State Guard is there to direct traffic during maneuvers and offer minor medical assistance or advice if any of the participants are bitten by fire ants, killer bees, snakes, or pit bulls while crossing private property in our neighborhoods in search of Christian terrorists.

Anyone suffering gunshot wounds or impaled by wrought iron fences or barbed wire will be directed to the nearest ER. If time permits, they will post warning signs on abandoned cars, open septic systems, tunnels, poisonous plants, and other hazards hidden in the overgrown lawns of some of our homeowners.

The State Guard will NOT provide interpreters at this time, so it is advised all participants be fluent in several languages. They should be familiar with the main languages of Texas: Engles, Spanish, Tex-Mex, and be able to discern the various dialects (ex: Foat Wuth = Forth Worth) in order to communicate with the locals.

Greg Abbott, Senator Cruz, and the concerned citizens of Texas want their stay to be as pleasant as possible.

[444Flyer]