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Oklahoma man woke to girlfriend biting his penis off: police (photo)
NY Daily News ^
| Friday, February 20, 2015
| Nina Golgowski
Posted on 03/16/2015 1:05:47 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
An Oklahoma man says he nearly lost his penis when he woke to find his girlfriend trying to bite it off.
A night of drinking and arguing led to the painful arousal when the victim said he found Amber Ellis "biting his (penis) off" as he slept on the couch Thursday, KJRH reported.
He told Tulsa police he fought the 31-year-old off but in the process she hit him in the head with a laptop computer.
Their earlier argument was over his accusing her of being too needy, he said.
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To: Slings and Arrows
I’ve had crazy before and so I have a saying, “F**king crazy makes for crazy f**king”...
It is fun while it lasts but you need to make sure you have an exit strategy when the fun ends. Getting my penis bitten off is not part of the plan.
To: Slings and Arrows
Sweet dreams...bitey-bite!
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posted on
03/16/2015 5:42:09 AM PDT
by
Caipirabob
(Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
To: Politicalkiddo
Is she related to the governor of Minnesota ?
63
posted on
03/16/2015 5:43:41 AM PDT
by
Eric in the Ozarks
("If he were working for the other side, what would he be doing differently ?")
To: Slings and Arrows
I can see her going quickly down meth alley...without the meth.
64
posted on
03/16/2015 5:46:25 AM PDT
by
Thorliveshere
(Minnesota Survivor)
To: Slings and Arrows
Their earlier argument was over his accusing her of being too needy...Clearly, as she decided she needed it all.
To: Slings and Arrows
Interesting story. In the back of your mind, you will never forget it either. How long before the actual bite?
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posted on
03/16/2015 5:58:07 AM PDT
by
showme_the_Glory
((ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government))
To: Slings and Arrows
67
posted on
03/16/2015 6:02:16 AM PDT
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not A Matter of Opinion)
To: shibumi
That’s the first person I thought of when I saw the picture.
68
posted on
03/16/2015 6:03:10 AM PDT
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: jughandle
Whose is she going to bite off - Bill’s or Hillary’s?
69
posted on
03/16/2015 6:13:14 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
To: Jack Hydrazine
I had a memory, but it ran away on me.
70
posted on
03/16/2015 6:17:02 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
To: Jack Hydrazine
71
posted on
03/16/2015 6:17:34 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
To: baltimorepoet
“No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy.”
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posted on
03/16/2015 6:18:37 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
To: Crim
“Every rose has its thorns.”
- Tagline, “Teeth”, 2008
73
posted on
03/16/2015 6:21:30 AM PDT
by
sayfer bullets
(“I didn’t leave the [---] party, the [---] party left me.” - Ronald Reagan)
To: Slings and Arrows
Didn’t David Alan Coe write a song about that????
74
posted on
03/16/2015 6:30:03 AM PDT
by
RatRipper
(Obama has made me the slave of sluggards.)
To: RatRipper
Just playing the percentages, I’m going with yes.
75
posted on
03/16/2015 6:37:48 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
To: showme_the_Glory
> How long before the actual bite?
Longer than after.
76
posted on
03/16/2015 6:39:32 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
To: Lazamataz
77
posted on
03/16/2015 7:43:33 AM PDT
by
Pollster1
("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
To: RatRipper
If David Alan Coe doesn’t give you away, nothing does.
78
posted on
03/16/2015 7:44:38 AM PDT
by
X-spurt
(CRUZ missile - armed and ready.)
To: Slings and Arrows
If she had succeeded in biting it off the big question is:
Would she have swallowed it?
79
posted on
03/16/2015 7:45:23 AM PDT
by
rfreedom4u
(Do you know who Barry Soetoro is?)
To: Slings and Arrows
THIS IS THE GIRL FOR ME!!!! I love her. I always have. I came back through time for her.
80
posted on
03/16/2015 7:49:20 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The FCC takeover of the internet will quickly become a means to censorship of dissent.)
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