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Oklahoma man woke to girlfriend biting his penis off: police (photo)
NY Daily News ^
| Friday, February 20, 2015
| Nina Golgowski
Posted on 03/16/2015 1:05:47 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
An Oklahoma man says he nearly lost his penis when he woke to find his girlfriend trying to bite it off.
A night of drinking and arguing led to the painful arousal when the victim said he found Amber Ellis "biting his (penis) off" as he slept on the couch Thursday, KJRH reported.
He told Tulsa police he fought the 31-year-old off but in the process she hit him in the head with a laptop computer.
Their earlier argument was over his accusing her of being too needy, he said.
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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: napl
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To: Moltke
Serious attention-getter, you betcha.
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posted on
03/16/2015 2:10:59 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("Just Friends" - http://youtu.be/rznoQbzlO2s [Warning: NSFW])
To: Darksheare
A good man learns to do whatever the voices in his woman’s head say!
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posted on
03/16/2015 2:14:12 AM PDT
by
Catmom
(We're all gonna get the punishment only some of us deserve.)
To: Slings and Arrows
When I woke up this morning
You were on my ****
And you were on my ****
I got troubles, whoa-oh
I got worries, whoa-oh
I got wounds to bind
— We Five
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posted on
03/16/2015 2:45:38 AM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(The dog days are over /The dog days are done/Can you hear the horses? /'Cause here they come)
To: Slings and Arrows
Fwd that picture with info on over to the Clinton Foundation.
44
posted on
03/16/2015 2:51:06 AM PDT
by
jughandle
(Big words anger me, keep talking.)
To: Slings and Arrows
45
posted on
03/16/2015 3:06:22 AM PDT
by
VerySadAmerican
(Obama voters are my enemy. And so are RINO voters.)
To: Slings and Arrows; Darksheare
She looks like she could be Lorena Bobbit’s daughter.
Or- she was adjusting a bad job done by the Mohel?
46
posted on
03/16/2015 3:45:13 AM PDT
by
Gefn
("The world is mud-luscious and puddle wonderful" - e e cummings)
To: jughandle
Yes, Bubba’s new girlfriend and Hillary’s future food czar.
To: Slings and Arrows
Amber Ellis aka Chew Chew
48
posted on
03/16/2015 3:56:04 AM PDT
by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
To: Slings and Arrows
“...she hit him in the head with a laptop computer.”
Which one....?
49
posted on
03/16/2015 3:56:36 AM PDT
by
BCW
(ARMIS EXPOSCERE PACEM)
To: Slings and Arrows
50
posted on
03/16/2015 4:03:40 AM PDT
by
Flag_This
(You can't spell "treason" without the "O".)
To: Slings and Arrows
No thanks, like my body parts where they are.
51
posted on
03/16/2015 4:04:00 AM PDT
by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink)
To: Slings and Arrows
All your penis are belong to her.
To: gitmo
Yep, “eat me” is only a figure of speech.
53
posted on
03/16/2015 4:08:46 AM PDT
by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink)
To: Slings and Arrows
Their earlier argument was over his accusing her of being too needy, he said. .......
hahahahhaahahah!!!
54
posted on
03/16/2015 4:11:38 AM PDT
by
high info voter
(Liberal leftists would have "un-friended" Paul Revere!)
To: Slings and Arrows
55
posted on
03/16/2015 4:16:15 AM PDT
by
MNDude
To: Slings and Arrows
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
And so am I.
The face says it all — there's crazy behind those eyes. Better to stay away from crazy people.
To: Slings and Arrows
“painful arousal” - that’s pretty clever.
57
posted on
03/16/2015 4:42:34 AM PDT
by
WayneS
(Barack Obama makes Neville Chamberlin look like George Patton.)
To: shibumi
“Did you find everything alright today?”
58
posted on
03/16/2015 4:46:49 AM PDT
by
papertyger
(I didn't leave my party: my party betrayed me.)
To: Slings and Arrows
59
posted on
03/16/2015 4:49:45 AM PDT
by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
To: Slings and Arrows
Anyone remember Jennifer Wilbanks?
60
posted on
03/16/2015 4:51:38 AM PDT
by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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