Posted on 02/13/2015 6:06:56 PM PST by EveningStar
Let's be honest here, the whole driving in a parking lot thing can be a blood-boiling, rage-inducing event. People back out without looking. Jerks swoop in and take the spot you've been waiting for patiently with your blinker on before you get a chance. But the worst of it all is when people park like they own the whole parking lot. Maybe they take up two spaces with the my-car-is-too-awesome-to-be-next-to-anyone-else parking, or maybe they simply didn't park within those yellow lines leaving too little space for you to park.
Most of us will curse under our breath and keep moving to find another parking spot; however, some people simply cannot leave it be and leave the always hilarious windshield note.
I've always been curious about this. For one thing, why do people have all of this paper lying around in their cars? Some of the notes are even typed out...what, do you have a printer in the backseat of your car for just this occasion?
I'm more of the spread the love kind of type, but I have to admit that these are too awesome not to laugh at.
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As a parking-challenged pickup-driving cretin exited his vehicle at one supermarket parking lot, I called out to him, “You’re going to like parking once you get the hang of it.”
The two-word response I got was what you’d expect.
LOL!
I was with my pro lineman sized friend in a parking lot when a fat slob with no handicapped parking sticker or plate parked in a handicapped space. Mongo stood in his way, pointed to the sign and said “that means PHYSICALLY handicapped.” He got back in and moved his car.
Heh.
I’m sorry I wasn’t looking when I back up and damaged your car. The people watching think I’m leaving my name and insurance information, but I’m not.
The worst, absolute worst, parking I ever dealt with was when I lived in Texas. Texas sized women in texas sized vehicles treated parking lots like bumper cars.
back in my immature youthful days we left notes with surfboard wax.
Parallel parking Pink Panther style!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGvnK_jACxw
Keying always works for me with those jerks!
Translation: "This is a lawn."
intelligence of that scope and DEPTH is a rare thing.....RARIFIED in fact..
LOL! It is a lot harder for someone to door ding you though!
Granted, you would have to go out through the window but the chances of your doors getting dinged is low.
Conservatives don’t handle bad behavior that way, and if you really do that, you should be too ashamed to admit it.
lol
Okay, I’ll admit I’ve had one note left on my car; an extended length Expedition that I parked in the compact parking area of a grocery store. I think I had a good excuse though; I was about 35 weeks pregnant and HAD to get to a restroom. Of course the person that left me the note had no idea. But whoever it was made sure to let me know how much smarter they were than I. :)
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