Life isn’t fair either.
Why are there no muslims on Star Trek?
Star Trek takes place in the future.
The rest are all true stories.
Soon some of our self-appointed moral high-grounders will chime in to tut-tut and cluck-cluck. I say the more we can do to provoke islamists the better. Why? Because sooner or later the people and the mediots will have to start paying attention
A muslim walked into a bar with his wife.
Bartebnder says “The goat can stay but the filthy unwashed beast has to go.”
“Prophet Mohammed”
Is a joke in and of itself.
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I tried not to notice, but you can always tell which is “their goat”.
In addition to these humorous (but true to life) stories I highly recommend my passive/aggressive Supermarket Strategy.
If you local hypermart carries lamb and beef products marked “Halal” then as you stroll through inspecting the meat, just accidentally allow a package of bacon or pig’s feet to find its way out of your cart into the pile of meat offered to Allah.
Then stand back and wait for the fun!
Q: How many Muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to screw in the bulb, and one to behead the other using such a tool of Zionist imperialism.
If mohammed’s wife used her left hand to wipe her butt, how does she make flat bread?
Some of those are pretty good!
A Muslim dies and finds himself before the pearly Gates. He is very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed. Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard.
‘Are you Mohammed?’, he asks. ‘No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up.’ And he points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.
Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, he climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs through the clouds coming to a room where he meets another bearded man.
He asks again, ‘Are you Mohammed? ‘No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still.
Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy, he continues to climb the ladder and, yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets another man with a beard.
Full of hope, he asks again, ‘Are you Mohammed?’ ‘No, I am Jesus...You will find Mohammed higher up.’
Mohammed higher than Jesus! The poor man can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher once again, he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question:
‘Are you Mohammed?’ he gasps, as he is by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing. ‘No, my son. I am God. But you look exhausted. Would you like a coffee?’
‘Yes, please, my Lord’
God looks behind him, claps his hands and calls out: ‘ Hey, Mohammed, two coffees!’
Why did Allah create muslim women? Because goats can’t cook.
can you give me the link to your jews and Christian jokes?