A muslim walked into a bar with his wife.
Bartebnder says “The goat can stay but the filthy unwashed beast has to go.”
An American man, a French guy, and an muslim are all on a plane.
Suddenly the pilot comes over the PA and says the plane is going to crash if they don’t get rid of some unnecessary weight.
The American takes a huge bag of hamburgers out of his suitcase and tosses it out the window, saying “Not a problem, I’ve got plenty of these where I come from.”
The muslim guy somehow produces an entire barrel of oil and tosses it out, saying “Not a problem, I got plenty of this where I come from.”
The French guy thinks things over for a minute, then grabs the muslim and throws him out the window.