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To: Jewbacca

can you give me the link to your jews and Christian jokes?


44 posted on 01/07/2015 4:27:25 PM PST by willywill
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To: willywill; Jewbacca

Jb posts some of the best jewish jokes I’ve ever read.

Of course Jews don’t kill people over jokes like Muslims did today, so it’s not exactly timely.

But we’ve noticed your panties in a twist, so I’m sure he’ll find a link.


49 posted on 01/07/2015 4:45:39 PM PST by TheThirdRuffian (RINOS like Romney, McCain, Christie are sure losers. No more!)
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To: willywill

As soon as Jews and Christians start threatening to kill us if we joke about them, we can start a thread defying them too.


53 posted on 01/07/2015 5:01:34 PM PST by Boogieman
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To: willywill

Did your towel fall off again?


59 posted on 01/07/2015 5:20:36 PM PST by loungitude (The truth hurts.)
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To: willywill

Lighten up, Francis. But... since you asked, I’ll give my favorite Baptist joke, which I appreciate being a Baptist P.K. and all.

Q: Why can’t Baptists have sex standing up?
A: It might lead to dancing.

And, BTW, Muslims are fair game. One fall day in 2001 they annihilated thousands of Americans. Maybe you don’t recall. They deserve to be the butt of every cruel joke known to mankind.


60 posted on 01/07/2015 5:22:25 PM PST by MayflowerMadam
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To: willywill

Its all Muzzies all the time tonight. :-)

Q: What’s the difference between Mike Tyson and Osama Bin Laden?
A: Mike Tyson can take a shot to the head.

Q: What do Muslim men do during foreplay?
A: Tickle the goat under the chin.


64 posted on 01/07/2015 5:32:41 PM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose o f a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: willywill
I was delivering a lecture on Philosophy at the University.

"By the year 2100, religion will disappear from the civilised world," I said to the students.

A Muslim bloke stood up.

"But professor, currently Islam is spreading and will increase even more by then," he said.

"Abdul," I said, "I was talking about the civilised world."

66 posted on 01/07/2015 5:33:55 PM PST by Colorado Doug (Now I know how the Indians felt to be sold out for a few beads and trinkets)
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To: willywill

This will get you plenty of Jew and Christian jokes...enjoy

http://www.democraticunderground.com/


75 posted on 01/07/2015 5:48:36 PM PST by ontap
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To: willywill

“can you give me the link to your jews and Christian jokes?”

My Jewish jokes are all over this website.

It is a Jewish tradition to make jokes at our own expense.

And never once did any of us go shoot up the Tonight Show or any of the Catskills performances.


120 posted on 01/08/2015 7:29:57 AM PST by Jewbacca (The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem)
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To: willywill

http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3244527/posts


133 posted on 01/08/2015 12:54:52 PM PST by VA Voter
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