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Firefighters rescue naked woman trapped in ex-boyfriend's chimney
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| Jan. 5, 2015
| Dylan Stableford
Posted on 01/05/2015 2:18:30 PM PST by bgill
According to Riverside County officials, the 35-year-old woman, who was not identified, tried to enter the Woodcrest, Calif., home where her ex-boyfriend and three children live through the front door early Saturday morning, but it was locked. So she climbed on the roof, stripped off her clothes and tried to shimmy down the chimney.
Shortly before 5 a.m., her estranged boyfriend, Tony Hernandez, said he heard the woman crying for help.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: ca; chimney; dylanstableford; nakedwoman
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Apparently, this is normal behavior for California. Two months ago - http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3217359/posts
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posted on
01/05/2015 2:18:30 PM PST
by
bgill
To: bgill; a fool in paradise; al baby
sometimes you gotta wonder if aliens did come here and Earth is actually an asylum
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posted on
01/05/2015 2:19:51 PM PST
by
GeronL
To: bgill
Intending to deliver a belated Christmas present?
3
posted on
01/05/2015 2:20:06 PM PST
by
SharpRightTurn
(White, black, and red all over--America's affirmative action, metrosexual president.)
To: bgill
Wait a minute. This is New Years, right? April Fools isn’t for a few months yet.
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posted on
01/05/2015 2:21:54 PM PST
by
PapaNew
(The grace of God & freedom always win the debate in the forum of ideas over unjust law & government)
To: bgill
The ...um... bare facts speak for themselves.
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posted on
01/05/2015 2:22:30 PM PST
by
BigEdLB
(Now there ARE 1,000,000 regrets - but it may be too late.)
To: bgill
I can’t quite top that, but a buddy of mine in college came home to his room one night to find his psycho ex had pried open his bedroom window, stripped naked, and was awaiting him in his bed.
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posted on
01/05/2015 2:24:33 PM PST
by
DemforBush
(You're gonna wrestle SHUTE?!? Shute's a monster! A genuine geratoid!)
To: bgill
Was this her?
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posted on
01/05/2015 2:25:32 PM PST
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: bgill
Oh, come now, who among us hasn't shimmied down a chimney nekkid?
Oh.
Never mind.
To: bgill
**Hernandez told CBS Los Angeles that the woman isnt allowed around his kids.
I dont like the way shes acting or what shes doing, he said. Thats not good for my kids.**
He choose to breed with her.
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posted on
01/05/2015 2:27:49 PM PST
by
Gamecock
(Joel Osteen is a preacher of the Gospel like Colonel Sanders is an Army officer.)
To: MrB
No! She’s wearing a sweatshirt.
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posted on
01/05/2015 2:27:56 PM PST
by
reg45
(Barack 0bama: Implementing class warfare by having no class.)
To: bgill
Her estranged boyfriend, Tony Hernandez:
I dont like the way shes acting or what shes doing, he said. Thats not good for my kids.
Gee, ya think?
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posted on
01/05/2015 2:28:06 PM PST
by
OldSmaj
(obama is a worthless mohametan. Impeach his ass now!)
To: DemforBush
.
.
.
Moved out of the house, so you moved next door
I locked you out, you cut a hole in the wall
I found you sleeping next to me, I thought I was alone
You're driving me crazy, when are you coming home
- "Laid"
To: DemforBush
My brother dated three psycho redheads in a row. They were redheads. And they were psycho.Did I mention they were psycho redheads? It was difficult to watch.
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posted on
01/05/2015 2:31:35 PM PST
by
real saxophonist
(Spam, Spam, Spam, Bacon, and Spam. Extra Bacon.)
To: MrB
Laina is actually really cool, if you watch her videos.
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posted on
01/05/2015 2:34:04 PM PST
by
real saxophonist
(Spam, Spam, Spam, Bacon, and Spam. Extra Bacon.)
To: MrB
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posted on
01/05/2015 2:34:14 PM PST
by
Lee N. Field
("And if you are Christ's, then you are Abraham's offspring, heirs according to promise" Gal 3:29)
To: real saxophonist
Man descended from apes, except for redheads, who descended from cats.
To: bgill
Well it beats the ding who cooked her kid in the microwave down in your parts.
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posted on
01/05/2015 2:36:54 PM PST
by
dragnet2
(Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
To: bgill
Twenty years in EMS and I never had an ambulance call like this.
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posted on
01/05/2015 2:37:31 PM PST
by
The Great RJ
(Pants up...Don't loot!)
To: real saxophonist
I had a friend who said all redheads are crazy.
But he also said all women are crazy.
So maybe it’s a matter of degree, I don’t know.
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posted on
01/05/2015 2:40:43 PM PST
by
DannyTN
To: bgill
Yep, it is normal for women to now want to get chimney soot on their clothes.
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posted on
01/05/2015 2:41:00 PM PST
by
Kirkwood
(Zombie Hunter)
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