Posted on 12/26/2014 12:01:48 PM PST by blueunicorn6
What did you get for Christmas? I asked Santa for a Harley Davidson motorcycle. I've got a perfect place for it in the garage. I can't ride it. I'm a menace to society when I'm on a motorcycle. Not because I carry a switchblade. I just crash all the time. I was looking at a motorcycle once, and it fell on me. Engine wasn't even running. Just fell on me. I really rode in my younger days. I rode into cars. I rode into trees. Once, I even rode into a hill. You'd think that you could see a hill from a long distance away and miss it, but, nope, I came around a corner and there was a hill and I smacked into it. And they don't give, much. Well, I asked for a Harley Davidson, and you know what I got? Holland. Now, what the heck am I supposed to do with Holland? Windmills and dykes and wooden shoes and the Hollandaise people. Have you ever tried to ride a windmill down Highway 101? Nothing but trouble there. I'll probably just re gift it and give it to my cousin David. Anybody else get a good present?
This says it's Ovaltine.
Hey! I’ve got a target range in my backyard, too! The neighbors across the alley complain every once in awhile. I think they’re liberals.
Some of the nicest welding rod you'd ever want to run a bead of (and for what it costs, it should be!).
When I finished high school I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no.
See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle.
(With thanks to Anthony Jeselnik.)
Ohhhhhh.....THAT E312-16. I tried welding, once. The Shop teacher said, “Some people are born to weld, and Son, you were born to watch other people weld.” I lit water on fire.
Might depend on what you are shooting if they have a point or not!
You got one of those? The Iranians still haven’t figured these out.
“What is Ovaltine? Probably Yankee code word for laser weapons. ‘Be sure to drink your laser weapons’. This is one tough code.”
155mm Self Propelled Howitzer.
Oh, you are going to get a reply from that guy who chewed me out yesterday! You can always tell it’s him. He always starts out “Dear scum-sucking swine”. Mom always starts hers out with “Dear garbage eating pig”. I can always tell the difference. He’s more formal than Mom.
Yes, I loved the styles then, course way before my time but they had class!
I rather like the hats! LOLOL....
There are a lot of awesome pics on your Facebook page.
We got one for a restaurant chain that doesn't have any unit within a six hour drive....prime for 'regifting'.
Thank you...that is so sweet!
I will share your kind words with Pastor Jerry!
My sweetie surprised me with a 4-day trip to Bermuda for us both. Very nice.
I love Kauai.
And the one lane bridges in Hanalei are JUST RIGHT for a Harley! LOL!
At least you got a Yurpean country.
I got Burma. I let my cousin play with it and now it’s busted.
But seriously, I got a visit from friends and family, a wonderful meal, a beautiful sunny day, and a little time on the range. And a GREAT night’s sleep.
No “presents”, but no problem! Just what I wanted.
P.S. this thread is a nice, fun post-Christmas present. Thanks!
LOLOL...I got one a year ago for a book store....there are none here! So I can relate!!! LoL
Oh that was cool!
Sorry to hear that but i doubt you are alone in that respect....take a look at the thread for people alone at Christmas Eve....it’s an education of people in all sorts of “aloneness” states. ...
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