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Pick up the closest book...[belated Friday silliness]
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Posted on 11/29/2014 3:35:48 AM PST by Slings and Arrows
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: napl
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
That’s from Aquitaine Progression by Robert Ludlum.
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posted on
11/29/2014 10:14:47 AM PST
by
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
(Nothing is sometimes the right thing to do, and always a wise thing to say.)
To: Slings and Arrows
"But Muishkin had risen, and was on his way to open the door for his visitors."
The Idiot---Dostoyevsky
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posted on
11/29/2014 10:35:24 AM PST
by
Sawdring
To: Gefn
I couldn’t get through Ulysses. I don’t quit the books I start but I quit it at 41 percent.
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posted on
11/29/2014 10:38:49 AM PST
by
Sawdring
To: GreenLanternCorps
Man, does this trick work, or what?
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posted on
11/29/2014 10:41:45 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
To: Slings and Arrows
There is nothing that pisses me off like a footrace I don’t want.
James Patterson, Kill Alex Cross.
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posted on
11/29/2014 11:04:16 AM PST
by
Springman
(Rest In Peace YaYa123, Bahbah, and Just Lori.)
To: Slings and Arrows
"Do you mean I have seen Robert Puller lurking in my back-yard?"
From The Escape
by David Baldacci.
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posted on
11/29/2014 12:36:10 PM PST
by
LucyT
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posted on
11/29/2014 1:23:12 PM PST
by
RedMDer
(I don't listen to Liars but when I do I know it's Barack Obama.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Voice: Throaty and rich
, tchew-wew, etc., or
pew, pew. Song, gurgling, running to a succession of low rich gutterals.
Page 206, "A Field Guide to Western Birds"
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posted on
11/29/2014 1:32:14 PM PST
by
eldoradude
(It doesn't matter how many it takes, the lightbulb has already been stolen.)
To: Slings and Arrows
"Three hundred twenty copper tubes marked Geologic Charts."
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posted on
11/29/2014 1:35:40 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
To: Slings and Arrows
"I've been there after sunset, and if you're not prepared, it is like, well . . . "
Kim Harrison, The Undead Pool
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posted on
11/29/2014 5:47:21 PM PST
by
MoochPooch
(I'm a compassionate cynic.)
To: Slings and Arrows
"Military career, idiot - not your life.
From A Stainless Steel Rat is Born.
Hmm..
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posted on
11/29/2014 9:45:55 PM PST
by
Trillian
To: Slings and Arrows
>
"He complained mostly about the catheter." Yikes! Mine is:
"The painless technique does not insult the caller, for Mr. Day suggests you hang up while you are talking."
From: Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior, by Judith Martin. Apparently, ol' Judy was into phone sex... oh my...
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posted on
11/30/2014 9:02:09 AM PST
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
To: dayglored
I’m sure it was very polite phone sex.
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posted on
11/30/2014 10:52:54 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
To: Slings and Arrows
But of course. And by following the rules of proper etiquette, all were satisfied.
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posted on
11/30/2014 7:22:05 PM PST
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
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