Italian couple hospitalized after having sex at sea

Standard Freeholder / QMI Agency ^ | 10-17-2014

[Citizen Zed]

A private moment quickly turned embarrassing for an Italian couple who got stuck to each other while having sex in the Adriatic Sea.

Taking advantage of a relatively deserted beach at Porto San Giorgio on Italy's east coast earlier this week, the pair took their passions to the sea but was reportedly unable to separate due to "suction" caused by the surrounding water, Il Mattino reports.

The duo remained stuck in the water briefly until they were able to summon a woman walking the shore for help. The woman brought them a towel as they struggled out of the water, Italy's The Local reports.

A doctor was called to the scene and the couple was rushed to hospital, where the woman's uterus was dilated to relieve pressure and allow the two to separate.

[Liberty Valance]

Dean Martin - That's Amore

[Cyman]

BS meter pegged into the adjacent wall

[Don Corleone]

“If you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours.......”

[Gamecock]

***woman’s uterus was dilated to relieve pressure and allow the two to separate.***

So what must have happened here is, uh, never mind.

[Recompennation]

Talk about tight stuff.

[MV=PY]

Now there’s a problem Hillary could actually solve!

;-)

[Sacajaweau]

First time in the history of the world?? Yeh right.

Super glue or jelly??

[Drango]

I’m just glad no Freepers were involved.

Not enough info to make that call...Besides this may be from the Onion.

[RegulatorCountry]

I’m trying to envision the mechanics of how this is at all possible and can’t. Dilating the woman’s uterus broke the suction, lol? What, was it blown up like a balloon?

[bunkerhill7]

Moby Dick

[Political Junkie Too]

Hey, I think I've been there - - the town, that is.

It's a destination on some Mediterranean cruises to Italy.

-PJ

[fhayek]

Well, we have always been warned about the dangers of offshore drilling...

[jyro]

cold water usually works fine

[TigersEye]

At least they didn’t get crabs.

[blueunicorn6]

Did they find Nemo?

[traumer]

but DR’s Fiat couldn’t start.......

[rolling_stone]

why didn’t they just hose em down with some cold water? works for dogs

[free from tyranny]

Exactly!!!! Paging John Holmes..... paging John Holmes!!!!
Oops he’s dead. Maybe a new porn star in the making.
Her Uterus? Damn..... just damn. I’m jealous.

[Keli Kilohana]

I bet a circling Great White shark would have done the trick.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

“Oh the suction, Babe, has such teeth, dear
And it shows them pearly white”