Posted on 09/25/2014 12:07:34 PM PDT by redreno
A dwarf who hired himself out for stag parties and hen nights has escaped jail after admitting pestering schoolgirls for sex.
Marc Corrier, who accompanied revellers on wild party nights dressed as an Oompa Loompa, harassed the four young girls over the internet.
The 4ft 2in performer from Motherwell, who can make £750 per night by being handcuffed to the groom, first messaged a pair of twins on Facebook when they were 15 and asked one to feel “his third leg'”.
He also sent explicit messages to a 13-year-old girl whom he met at an under 16s disco, initially offering the girl a job as a face-painter for £50 per day, before asking about her sex life.
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The WTF? story of the week.
Once you’ve had orange you never go....er,....
Escaped from jail? Did he just walk between the bars?
Must be a British thing.
“I had a car crash the other day. A dwarf got out the other car and said, ‘I’m not happy’. To which I replied, ‘Which one are you then.”
His rules included no picking up or throwing, no tampering with his drink, not using the word “midget” and no police involvement.
Wishful thinking on that last rule...
Finally, a thread that we can all rally around. if only JoeProBono were still here :(
These days, someone would be arrested for child abuse, and the child would be removed from the “home”.
LOL! Do you hear the one about the Muslim tailor? He doesn’t have the customer change clothes he just changes heads.
Not a ping.
Ooompa Loompa Doompadee Doo
If you’re only 13, I’ve got something for you.
A hen party is a festive celebration held before a wedding, and attended by the bride and her female friends. These parties are basically the female equivalent of the male bachelor party or stag party. Known as "bachelorette parties" in the United States, and "stagette parties" in Canada, they are called "hen parties" or "hen nights" in the United Kingdom, Ireland, and Australia.
And now I know.
In the Line Up...
“That’ him, he’s the one. The third Reich from the left.”
As amusing as the idea of a dwarf who dresses as an Oompa Loompa working at stag parties is, he was soliciting teen and pre-teen girls for sex. Find him and lock him up.
Dressed as an oompa loompa...he should not be hard to find.
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