Posted on 09/24/2014 3:43:23 PM PDT by EveningStar
Can you make it through this post without muttering aaarrrggghhh softly under your breath?
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I found that entertaining...SOMEONE designed that thing, and SOMEONE approved it for sale with a company logo on it!
That was the most gripping storytelling I have heard since the last time I listened to Jean Shepard. Best thing on FR all night. Thanks.
Very good writing - thanks! Reminds me of the song we sang in grade school (to the tune of the TV song “Branded”)
Stranded
Stuck on the bathroom bowl.
What do you do when your stranded,
and there's nowhere to go?
You must wipe with your hand
to prove you're a man-
Stranded.
The younger sister of one of my buddies was a tom-boy and always wanted to hang out with the guys. A few days after hearing that ditty, she proudly exclaimed to all that she had wiped with her hand!
Heh, like I told someone else, it is the honest truth with only one exaggeration: the hand dryer did put out a little more air than Juliet’s shallow breaths!
But only a little...:)
I laughed when I read “Stranded” because it made me remember singing that, because it was a little different, and I had not thought of it in many years...
Stranded!
Stranded on a toilet bowl
What do you do when you’re stranded
Without any roll?
For the rest of your life
You will not be a man
So be a man!
And wipe with your hand!
Sooooooooo
Stranded!
Stranded on a toilet bowl
What will you do when you’re stranded
And you don’t have a roll?
(Gave me flashbacks, it did!)
Stranded!....I was on a layover in some airport and went into a stall and proceeded to do my business. The guy in the next stall was finishing up when he said “Hey, Buddy. Got any toilet paper over there?” I looked and saw my roll was very close to the end. I said “No.” He asked “You got a magazine?” to which I said “No.” Pretty soon he said “Got change for a Fifty?” /joke.
Always a lame imitation of MAD magazine.
Now that the Social Justice Warriors have taken it over they’re getting a lot less clicks.
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