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45 Photos That Will Annoy You More Than They Should
BuzzFeed ^ | September 24, 2014 | Hannah Jewell

Posted on 09/24/2014 3:43:23 PM PDT by EveningStar

Can you make it through this post without muttering “aaarrrggghhh” softly under your breath?

(Excerpt) Read more at buzzfeed.com ...


TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: 1stworldproblems; photos
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To: Wingy

I found that entertaining...SOMEONE designed that thing, and SOMEONE approved it for sale with a company logo on it!


21 posted on 09/24/2014 5:58:00 PM PDT by rlmorel (The Media's Principles: Conflict must exist. Doesn't exist? Create it. Exists? Exacerbate it.)
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To: rlmorel

That was the most gripping storytelling I have heard since the last time I listened to Jean Shepard. Best thing on FR all night. Thanks.


22 posted on 09/25/2014 12:05:48 AM PDT by Rodamala
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To: Rodamala; rlmorel
“An 85 year-old guy with a bad prostate could deliver more volume in a shorter amount of time.”

Very good writing - thanks! Reminds me of the song we sang in grade school (to the tune of the TV song “Branded”)

Stranded
Stuck on the bathroom bowl.
What do you do when your stranded,
and there's nowhere to go?

You must wipe with your hand
to prove you're a man-
Stranded.

The younger sister of one of my buddies was a tom-boy and always wanted to hang out with the guys. A few days after hearing that ditty, she proudly exclaimed to all that she had wiped with her hand!

23 posted on 09/25/2014 12:25:09 AM PDT by 21twelve (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts 2013 is 1933 REBORN)
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To: 21twelve; Rodamala

Heh, like I told someone else, it is the honest truth with only one exaggeration: the hand dryer did put out a little more air than Juliet’s shallow breaths!

But only a little...:)

I laughed when I read “Stranded” because it made me remember singing that, because it was a little different, and I had not thought of it in many years...

Stranded!
Stranded on a toilet bowl
What do you do when you’re stranded
Without any roll?

For the rest of your life
You will not be a man
So be a man!
And wipe with your hand!

Sooooooooo

Stranded!
Stranded on a toilet bowl
What will you do when you’re stranded
And you don’t have a roll?

(Gave me flashbacks, it did!)


24 posted on 09/25/2014 2:50:10 AM PDT by rlmorel (The Media's Principles: Conflict must exist. Doesn't exist? Create it. Exists? Exacerbate it.)
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To: rlmorel

Stranded!....I was on a layover in some airport and went into a stall and proceeded to do my business. The guy in the next stall was finishing up when he said “Hey, Buddy. Got any toilet paper over there?” I looked and saw my roll was very close to the end. I said “No.” He asked “You got a magazine?” to which I said “No.” Pretty soon he said “Got change for a Fifty?” /joke.


25 posted on 09/25/2014 3:10:35 AM PDT by Safetgiver ( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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To: Wingy
If you want a toaster that while pricey avoids the pop up from a spring device get this Breville model. It has an elevator that gently raises and lowers the bread/toast. There is also a cheaper 2 slice model. I got this model a few years ago and still think it is a very cool small appliance.


26 posted on 09/25/2014 3:35:19 AM PDT by xp38
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To: EveningStar; Slings and Arrows
Cracked.com, with its "clickthru bait" business model, annoys me more than it should.

Always a lame imitation of MAD magazine.

27 posted on 09/25/2014 8:06:46 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro

Now that the Social Justice Warriors have taken it over they’re getting a lot less clicks.


28 posted on 09/25/2014 8:47:48 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Country Songs Don't Have Happy Endings" - http://youtu.be/W93nc95j1KY)
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