Heh, like I told someone else, it is the honest truth with only one exaggeration: the hand dryer did put out a little more air than Juliet’s shallow breaths!
But only a little...:)
I laughed when I read “Stranded” because it made me remember singing that, because it was a little different, and I had not thought of it in many years...
Stranded!
Stranded on a toilet bowl
What do you do when you’re stranded
Without any roll?
For the rest of your life
You will not be a man
So be a man!
And wipe with your hand!
Sooooooooo
Stranded!
Stranded on a toilet bowl
What will you do when you’re stranded
And you don’t have a roll?
(Gave me flashbacks, it did!)
Stranded!....I was on a layover in some airport and went into a stall and proceeded to do my business. The guy in the next stall was finishing up when he said “Hey, Buddy. Got any toilet paper over there?” I looked and saw my roll was very close to the end. I said “No.” He asked “You got a magazine?” to which I said “No.” Pretty soon he said “Got change for a Fifty?” /joke.