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She must have not tasted good.
1 posted on 08/17/2014 10:58:37 PM PDT by Gamecock
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To: Gamecock

Maybe she was drunk and thought she was the guest star at the Tijuana donkey show. (sorry)


2 posted on 08/17/2014 11:01:43 PM PDT by Veggie Todd (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
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To: Gamecock; dayglored

13 posted on 08/17/2014 11:37:05 PM PDT by Veggie Todd (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
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To: Gamecock

“...a California woman was cited after climbing into the giraffe exhibit at a Madison zoo and getting kicked in the face.”

I didn’t know it was against the law to get kicked in the face.

*rimshot*

Hey-ooooh!


14 posted on 08/17/2014 11:39:24 PM PDT by DemforBush (A Repo Man is always intense.)
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To: Gamecock

She really stuck her neck out.


15 posted on 08/18/2014 12:22:17 AM PDT by Ken H
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To: Gamecock
"Wally gave Hall a lick, then turned and kicked her in the face"

Was that like Babe Ruth's called shot? Is there a video?

18 posted on 08/18/2014 1:09:31 AM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
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To: Gamecock

How long before she sues the zoo?


19 posted on 08/18/2014 3:50:35 AM PDT by Wolfie
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To: Gamecock

HHAHA!! That’s what this stupid woman deserves.


20 posted on 08/18/2014 4:07:17 AM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion......the Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: Gamecock
"A 2-year-old, 12-foot-tall giraffe named Wally gave Hall a lick, then turned and kicked her in the face."

Problem solved.

21 posted on 08/18/2014 4:44:06 AM PDT by muir_redwoods (When I first read it, " Atlas Shrugged" was fiction)
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To: Gamecock

“California woman cited for climbing into zoo’s giraffe pen”

Now why would she stick her neck out like that?


22 posted on 08/18/2014 5:02:39 AM PDT by lowbridge
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To: Gamecock

Well, you kind of think “Why bother? Ain’t being kicked in the head enuff?”


26 posted on 08/18/2014 3:42:39 PM PDT by djf (OK. Well, now, lemme try to make this clear: If you LIKE your lasagna, you can KEEP your lasagna!)
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To: Gamecock

“Close the window! I feel a giraffe!”


29 posted on 08/18/2014 4:00:26 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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