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California woman cited for climbing into zoo's giraffe pen
The State ^
| August 17 2014
| AP
Posted on 08/17/2014 10:58:37 PM PDT by Gamecock
Police say a California woman was cited after climbing into the giraffe exhibit at a Madison zoo and getting kicked in the face.
A 2-year-old, 12-foot-tall giraffe named Wally gave Hall a lick, then turned and kicked her in the face.
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She must have not tasted good.
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posted on
08/17/2014 10:58:37 PM PDT
by
Gamecock
To: Gamecock
Maybe she was drunk and thought she was the guest star at the Tijuana donkey show. (sorry)
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posted on
08/17/2014 11:01:43 PM PDT
by
Veggie Todd
(The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
To: Veggie Todd
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posted on
08/17/2014 11:07:55 PM PDT
by
Gamecock
(Not responsible for errors resulting from posting via my "smart" phone.)
To: Gamecock
I know. I had to really clean up my post and it will probably still get zotted. Luckily, it’s late so maybe the mods are dreaming of sugar fairies.
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posted on
08/17/2014 11:12:14 PM PDT
by
Veggie Todd
(The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
To: Veggie Todd; Gamecock
You guys are SO BAD!
If I had any idea what you're talking about, I'd probably be shocked.
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posted on
08/17/2014 11:14:01 PM PDT
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
To: dayglored
You guys are SO BAD!
When I'm good, I'm good. When I'm bad, I'm better. Apologies to Miss West.
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posted on
08/17/2014 11:16:48 PM PDT
by
Veggie Todd
(The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
To: dayglored; Veggie Todd; Gamecock
I really need to head home from work soon.
Misread the title as: woman cited for climbing into zoos giraffe porn.
Which brought to mind questions about why a zoo would have such a thing.
Are the giraffes just not into each other?
Maybe they need counselling.
Terrible..
I need more coffee.
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posted on
08/17/2014 11:24:03 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee! First one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
To: dayglored
If you don’t know don’t research the topic. Your life won’t be better for knowing.
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posted on
08/17/2014 11:25:59 PM PDT
by
Gamecock
(Not responsible for errors resulting from posting via my "smart" phone.)
To: Veggie Todd
You can always just defer to that source of all wisdom, Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_show
(And yes, I know I didn't turn that into a clickable link. Sugar fairies or not.)
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posted on
08/17/2014 11:26:00 PM PDT
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
To: Gamecock
Oh, I know what the term refers to; I was being lightly sarcastic about not knowing. Never attended one in person, though. My imagination is functional enough without those kind of details in my face, as it were.
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posted on
08/17/2014 11:28:05 PM PDT
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
To: Darksheare
>
I need more coffee. At this time of night??? (It's 2:30 AM here.)
You're serious about your caffeine, I take it.
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posted on
08/17/2014 11:29:59 PM PDT
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
To: dayglored
2:36 current just south of New burgh NY.
At work, bored, and wishing the shift was done.
*lol*
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posted on
08/17/2014 11:36:47 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee! First one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
To: Gamecock; dayglored
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posted on
08/17/2014 11:37:05 PM PDT
by
Veggie Todd
(The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
To: Gamecock
“...a California woman was cited after climbing into the giraffe exhibit at a Madison zoo and getting kicked in the face.”
I didn’t know it was against the law to get kicked in the face.
*rimshot*
Hey-ooooh!
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posted on
08/17/2014 11:39:24 PM PDT
by
DemforBush
(A Repo Man is always intense.)
To: Gamecock
She really stuck her neck out.
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posted on
08/18/2014 12:22:17 AM PDT
by
Ken H
To: Ken H
Giraffe: “The high-balls are on me!”
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posted on
08/18/2014 12:36:57 AM PDT
by
Veggie Todd
(The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
To: Veggie Todd
It could have been. Worse. She didn’t go to the lion den.
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posted on
08/18/2014 12:56:54 AM PDT
by
Gefn
("I am waiting for a rebirth of wonder ")
To: Gamecock
"Wally gave Hall a lick, then turned and kicked her in the face"
Was that like Babe Ruth's called shot? Is there a video?
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posted on
08/18/2014 1:09:31 AM PDT
by
fella
("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
To: Gamecock
How long before she sues the zoo?
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posted on
08/18/2014 3:50:35 AM PDT
by
Wolfie
To: Gamecock
HHAHA!! That’s what this stupid woman deserves.
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posted on
08/18/2014 4:07:17 AM PDT
by
Ann Archy
(Abortion......the Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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