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Naked thieves take burgers from SW Fla eatery [Nekkid!]
www.miamiherald.com ^
| 07-24-2014
| Staff
Posted on 07/24/2014 1:44:46 PM PDT by Red Badger
BONITA SPRINGS, Fla. -- A southwest Florida waitress has dubbed the trio of naked hamburger thieves who broke into a southwest Florida eatery "dumb, dumber and dumbest."
In fact, waitress Nancy Sansevieri is still laughing after police released surveillance video Wednesday showing the college-aged men — two naked and one clad in underwear — stealing 60 hamburgers from Doc's Beach House in Bonita Beach.
Police say the men broke in early Sunday and left a trail of red peppers on the beach.
Doc's general manager Lou Bangert told the News-Press of Fort Myers (http://newspr.es/1pevKLk ) that he's never witnessed such a crime in the restaurant's 27-year history. Thieves have broken in and taken money from the cash register, but he says no one has ever slammed through a door completely naked looking for beef.
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Humor; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: crime; funny; hamburger; naked
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To: Red Badger; Slings and Arrows; GeronL
Hamburglar. Now available in naked.
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posted on
07/24/2014 2:43:20 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Elian Gonzalez sought asylum and was sent back to Cuba, send these kids back to THEIR parents.)
To: a fool in paradise
42
posted on
07/24/2014 2:44:30 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Red Badger
One of them will flip on the others when the cops grill them.
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posted on
07/24/2014 2:45:33 PM PDT
by
bgill
To: Army Air Corps
I've been in Texas all week. I swear.
/johnny
To: JRandomFreeper
I was just curious if you ever had to deal with nekkid folks breaking into your kitchen!
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posted on
07/24/2014 3:06:06 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: Army Air Corps
The only nekkid folks I dealt with in the kitchen was when I was trying to pry the bus boys off the waitresses in the linen closet.
Always on the clean linen.... Sheesh.
/johnny
To: Red Badger
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posted on
07/24/2014 3:21:41 PM PDT
by
lurk
To: Red Badger
There are 8 million stories in the Naked City
This is one of them.......
48
posted on
07/24/2014 3:22:40 PM PDT
by
njslim
(T)
To: dfwgator
“That would be a very tasty burger.....”
49
posted on
07/24/2014 3:26:34 PM PDT
by
njslim
(T)
To: Army Air Corps
I can neither confirm nor deny the presence of weaponised coffee in that location.
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posted on
07/24/2014 5:49:59 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(I don't have a copy. one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
To: Red Badger
“Hold the pickle!”... oh, never mind.
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posted on
07/24/2014 6:24:56 PM PDT
by
Flick Lives
("I can't believe it's not Fascism!")
To: lurk
No, they stiffed her........................
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posted on
07/25/2014 6:15:01 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
To: njslim
Two and a half......One wore underwear.....................
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posted on
07/25/2014 6:17:16 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
To: Red Badger
They only stole the hamburgers because they already brought the wieners!
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posted on
07/25/2014 6:13:18 PM PDT
by
Aut Pax Aut Bellum
(It's only a matter of time now before SHTF.....)
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