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Naked thieves take burgers from SW Fla eatery [Nekkid!]
www.miamiherald.com ^
| 07-24-2014
| Staff
Posted on 07/24/2014 1:44:46 PM PDT by Red Badger
BONITA SPRINGS, Fla. -- A southwest Florida waitress has dubbed the trio of naked hamburger thieves who broke into a southwest Florida eatery "dumb, dumber and dumbest."
In fact, waitress Nancy Sansevieri is still laughing after police released surveillance video Wednesday showing the college-aged men — two naked and one clad in underwear — stealing 60 hamburgers from Doc's Beach House in Bonita Beach.
Police say the men broke in early Sunday and left a trail of red peppers on the beach.
Doc's general manager Lou Bangert told the News-Press of Fort Myers (http://newspr.es/1pevKLk ) that he's never witnessed such a crime in the restaurant's 27-year history. Thieves have broken in and taken money from the cash register, but he says no one has ever slammed through a door completely naked looking for beef.
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Humor; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: crime; funny; hamburger; naked
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Video at link................. More info here:
http://www.news-press.com/story/news/crime/2014/07/23/bonita-beach-burglars-take-the-beef-leave-their-briefs/13040241/
To: Red Badger
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posted on
07/24/2014 1:46:14 PM PDT
by
Morgana
( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
07/24/2014 1:47:03 PM PDT
by
gov_bean_ counter
(Romans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools)
To: Red Badger
This thread is useless WITH pictures.
To: Red Badger
Forget it, Jake, it’s Florida.
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posted on
07/24/2014 1:47:54 PM PDT
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dfwgator
To: Red Badger
Your honor I’d like to present skid mark evidence
“But my clients weren’t even driving a car!”
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posted on
07/24/2014 1:48:31 PM PDT
by
Mount Athos
(A Giant luxury mega-mansion for Gore, a Government Green EcoShack made of poo for you)
To: Red Badger
Too bad it wasn't In-N-Out....
That's what a hamburger is all about! :)
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posted on
07/24/2014 1:49:10 PM PDT
by
BigEdLB
(Now there ARE 1,000,000 regrets - but it may be too late.)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
07/24/2014 1:49:31 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
("No man left behind" means something different to 0bama.)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
07/24/2014 1:50:13 PM PDT
by
b4its2late
(A Progressive is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
To: Red Badger
Another sign that this country is doomed!
or just Florida
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posted on
07/24/2014 1:50:14 PM PDT
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GeronL
(Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
To: Red Badger
Twitter Florida Man Men
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posted on
07/24/2014 1:50:46 PM PDT
by
Theoria
(I should never have surrendered. I should have fought until I was the last man alive)
To: dfwgator
They just needed something to put between their buns......................
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posted on
07/24/2014 1:50:54 PM PDT
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Red Badger
(If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
To: Morgana
Ground beef is now worth more than our money. Surprised there’s not more bacon being sold at $9 per 12 ounce package a box or two and someone would have quite a haul.
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posted on
07/24/2014 1:50:57 PM PDT
by
Grams A
(The Sun will rise in the East in the morning and God is still on his throne.)
To: b4its2late
definitely drugs involved
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07/24/2014 1:51:07 PM PDT
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GeronL
(Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
To: Red Badger
Sgt. Friday: Could you describe the suspects Maam?
Witness: Well, one was short and kind of stubby, The other was long and skinny.
Sgt. Friday: No, Maam, I meant, did you see their faces?
Witness: Their faces?
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posted on
07/24/2014 1:51:39 PM PDT
by
Michael.SF.
(I never thought anyone could make Jimmy Carter look good in comparisons)
To: TigersEye
That’s what the owner said when she opened the next day..................
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posted on
07/24/2014 1:51:59 PM PDT
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Red Badger
(If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
To: Michael.SF.
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posted on
07/24/2014 1:52:21 PM PDT
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dfwgator
To: GeronL
We do our part.....................
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posted on
07/24/2014 1:52:48 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
To: b4its2late
Nah, they didn’t try to eat someone’s face off...................
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posted on
07/24/2014 1:53:59 PM PDT
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Red Badger
(If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
To: Morgana
Maybe, but Bonita Springs is kinda upscale...............
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posted on
07/24/2014 1:56:10 PM PDT
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Red Badger
(If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
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