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Man steals bread truck, makes deliveries in underwear
7online.com ^
| 5/23/14
| 7online.com
Posted on 05/23/2014 5:21:25 AM PDT by NYAmerican
Authorities say a man stole a New York City bakery truck and began delivering loaves of bread to random businesses.
Police say David Bastar hopped into the Grimaldi's Home of Bread truck on Manhattan's Upper East Side early Monday while the real driver was making a delivery at a pizzeria.
Wearing only his underwear, Bastar then allegedly began dropping off baguettes, whole-wheat rolls and sourdough bread - but not to the bakery's customers.
Joe Grimaldi is the owner of the Queens bakery. He says the bandit "dropped a lot of bread" worth about $5,000.
He says the bakery later accommodated all its customers.
Bastar, of Nanuet, has been taken to a hospital for evaluation. He faces charges of criminal possession of stolen goods. It wasn't immediately clear whether he had a lawyer.
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TOPICS: Humor; Local News; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: bread; crime; loaves; napl; underwear
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A Crime? Redistribution of bread?
To: NYAmerican
Meth is a hell of a drug.
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posted on
05/23/2014 5:23:04 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
To: NYAmerican
Kramer on the loose again?
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posted on
05/23/2014 5:27:18 AM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
05/23/2014 5:38:24 AM PDT
by
day10
(Integrity has no need of rules.)
To: TADSLOS
Good point...he DID make all the stops while being attacked while driving the bus.........
To: NYAmerican
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posted on
05/23/2014 5:42:32 AM PDT
by
b4its2late
(A Progressive is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
To: NYAmerican
He was inspired by Kramer.
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posted on
05/23/2014 5:42:52 AM PDT
by
Oratam
To: Oratam
Well, the REAL driver could have been thoughtful enough to have left the “Drop Off Route” sheet. The bakery goods could have been delivered to the proper sites had he done so. (sarc)
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posted on
05/23/2014 5:45:57 AM PDT
by
DaveA37
To: NYAmerican
I am the breadman...
I am the breadman...
I am the walrus
Koo koo ka choo....
To: NYAmerican
It was the yeast he could do, when he wasn’t loafing. Just another example of rye humor...
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posted on
05/23/2014 5:57:06 AM PDT
by
chajin
("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
To: chajin
Such snappy humor first thing in the mornin'...
To: NYAmerican; Lazamataz
Inquiring minds want to know - does laz have an alibi?
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posted on
05/23/2014 6:06:23 AM PDT
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: NYAmerican
He just gave it to them, he didn’t even collect the dough.
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posted on
05/23/2014 6:11:55 AM PDT
by
Clay Moore
(I Like My Guns Like Obama Likes His Voters: Undocumented)
To: DaveA37
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posted on
05/23/2014 6:15:17 AM PDT
by
ConservativeMan55
(In America, we don't do pin pricks. But sometimes we elect them.)
To: NYAmerican
Jean Valjean has gone nuts. Why mess with stealing a single loaf when you can get the whole truck.
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posted on
05/23/2014 7:30:12 AM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Republican amnesty supporters don't care whether their own homes are called mansions or haciendas.)
To: NYAmerican
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posted on
05/23/2014 7:33:17 AM PDT
by
going hot
(Happiness is a momma deuce)
To: NYAmerican
The guy must be a loafer.
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posted on
05/23/2014 7:36:04 AM PDT
by
Fresh Wind
(The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.)
To: NYAmerican
“It wasn’t immediately clear whether he had a lawyer.”
Did they check his shorts thoroughly?
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posted on
05/23/2014 8:09:21 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: NYAmerican
"Everybody wants to get into the act."
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posted on
05/23/2014 8:23:21 AM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: day10; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Wearing only his underwearNothing good ever happens in a story containing those words.
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posted on
05/23/2014 1:20:51 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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