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1 posted on 01/02/2014 3:00:23 PM PST by Perdogg
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To: Joe 6-pack

doggie ping!


2 posted on 01/02/2014 3:00:51 PM PST by Perdogg (Ted Cruz-Rand Paul 2016)
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I align myself with the porcelain field.....Now ya know.


3 posted on 01/02/2014 3:01:31 PM PST by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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Important research. Had to involve a government grant somewhere along the pup poop line.


5 posted on 01/02/2014 3:02:12 PM PST by SharpRightTurn (White, black, and red all over--America's affirmative action, metrosexual president.)
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I have a massive degaussing coil... I can see an experiment happening when my girl brings her dog back up to visit. :)

/johnny

6 posted on 01/02/2014 3:02:26 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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This makes sense.

Dogs always face Mecca when they turn around and poop. don’t they?


7 posted on 01/02/2014 3:02:50 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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I thought they automatically aligned it with an expensive rug.


8 posted on 01/02/2014 3:02:51 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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Now I know that all my dawgs (8) ain't normal.
9 posted on 01/02/2014 3:03:12 PM PST by piroque ("In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act")
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Oh Crap.
I’m 45 degrees out of alignment.


10 posted on 01/02/2014 3:03:29 PM PST by right way right (What's it gonna take? (guillotines?))
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My dog always pooped toward Mecca.


11 posted on 01/02/2014 3:05:49 PM PST by Las Vegas Ron ("Medicine is the keystone in the arch of socialism" Vladimir Lenin)
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Apparently the magnetic field is especially strong in one corner of the yard.


15 posted on 01/02/2014 3:09:17 PM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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Wow... I thought only the USA funded completely useless and idiotic research....

What possible scientific application can you use in which direction a dog poops ?


17 posted on 01/02/2014 3:11:25 PM PST by Popman ("Resistance to Tyrants is Obedience to God" - Thomas Jefferson)
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They align themselves in my yard and I don’t own a dog!


18 posted on 01/02/2014 3:11:37 PM PST by count-your-change (you don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough)
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What faces North? Head or tail?


19 posted on 01/02/2014 3:12:32 PM PST by Renegade
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Follow-up research....


20 posted on 01/02/2014 3:13:38 PM PST by onedoug
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Really, now?

It’s winter in Wisconsin - lots of snow & sub-zero temps. My short-legged Basset Hound pooped IN THE POLE BARN today, to get OUT of said weather.

Pretty sure the magnetic pole had NOTHING to do with that, LOL!


22 posted on 01/02/2014 3:14:27 PM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
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If you get lost in the wilderness just watch your dog poop?


23 posted on 01/02/2014 3:14:33 PM PST by QT3.14 (Anagram: PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA = An Arab Backed Imposter)
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My dogs apparently aren’t that smart. They crap wherever they feel like it.


25 posted on 01/02/2014 3:15:16 PM PST by ilovesarah2012
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“German researchers studied 70 dogs during 1,893 defecations....”

That could be the best line ever written in the history of news.


27 posted on 01/02/2014 3:17:12 PM PST by Oliviaforever
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Hell when the poles flip..there going to be alot of constipated dogs
28 posted on 01/02/2014 3:17:50 PM PST by tophat9000 (Are we headed to a Cracker Slacker War?)
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When it was unstable, such as during a solar flare, the dogs would become confused.

Too much gnawing on barbecued chicken bones will cause them to be confused all over the carpets and floors.
30 posted on 01/02/2014 3:21:23 PM PST by TomGuy
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