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To: Perdogg

I thought they automatically aligned it with an expensive rug.


8 posted on 01/02/2014 3:02:51 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Cats automatically align all vomiting with soft, expensive floorings and furniture. If they feel the need to puke, they will race across yards and yards of hardwood floor or stone tile to reach the soft expensive persian rug and then heave.


12 posted on 01/02/2014 3:05:53 PM PST by Yaelle
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To: Tijeras_Slim

LOL!


21 posted on 01/02/2014 3:13:57 PM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

“I thought they automatically aligned it with an expensive rug.”

OMG! How true! LOL!


24 posted on 01/02/2014 3:15:15 PM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
just damn... LOL
53 posted on 01/02/2014 3:47:40 PM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
One must fully digest the Koran...

...before one can properly bow towards Mecca...


60 posted on 01/02/2014 3:58:16 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Next time I am lost in the woods I will tell my dog to take a dump and will sight north nose to tail. Who needs a GPS? I got a PPS (Poop Positioning System).


66 posted on 01/02/2014 4:08:55 PM PST by dirtboy
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To: Tijeras_Slim

No, expensive rugs are for vomiting on. No more carpet, but my dog will get on the throw rugs, even if a tiny corner is exposed to retch on.

Debbi


102 posted on 01/02/2014 6:43:12 PM PST by hearthwench (Mom, NaNa, always ornery)
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