Posted on 12/27/2013 12:12:55 PM PST by Morgana
Hundreds of teenagers stormed and trashed a Brooklyn mall in a wild flash mob that forced the shopping center to close its doors during day-after Christmas sales, sources said on Friday.
More than 400 crazed teens grabbed and smashed jars of candy, stole cheap items such as baby balloons and beat up security guards at Kings Plaza Shopping Center in Mill Basin between 5 p.m. and 7 p.m., merchants said.
A violent game of “Knockout” also broke out on the upper level of the mall — and one teen may have been carrying a gun, sources said.
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Sneak preview what THE FOREIGNER means by he will be working on income equality in 2014.
LOL! Yes, the poor slob has been working his *ss off to provide a good home and this is the thanks he gets!?
One was singled out as white. Wonder what that makes the others.
That could work!
Looks like "funky" came home to roost of late.
Shoot the fuggin’ bastards.
“lock it down, the bars fall from the ceiling to the floor”
And then (a slight alternative to your scenario) send in the mini-scoops. They’re like the ones in “Soylent Green”, only smaller versions mounted on those propane-powered fork lifts used in warehouses. The scoopees could then be instantly removed and processed for arrest rather than leaving them in place to cause prolonged damage.
It’s just a bunch of teens playing that game of knockout and having a melee. They must be home from college on Christmas break.
And they all got off work from their holiday job at the same time.
The parents are as bad as the kids.
Aww come on Gerry! You know nothing bores kids faster than “elevator music”.
“the herd needs to be thinned, or at least sent back to Africa.”
Shirley you jest! Africa would stamp “Return to sender” and have nothing to do with these monsters.
Goebbels was on Christmas break.
Arm the security officers with pressurized cans of blue dye. Spray the crowd, and follow those who exit and arrest them. You won’t get them all, but it can be seen who was in the crowd.
As long as there are some serious methods of crowd control here, can I suggest pressurized cans of the slickest substances sprayed on the floors. That would break a few noggins and slow the crowd down. It can’t be stopped anyway, so just slow them down and see who has a head booboo. But Shirley, I jest.
“Where’s Mall Ninja, with his sniper rifle, when you need him?
I’d volunteer for the job. Heck, I’d pay for the privilege. We could draw for a tag, just like hunting elk in Montana.
I wonder, what weapon would you choose?”
This actually a question of economics.
If the permit is no limit, no minimum, and any sex - then obviously a belt fed weapon, or Saiga-12 with lots of drums.
However, if there were strict limits on the number of Urban Ferals or if the cost was per Urban Feral, the size of ones purse would dictate the answer.
In any case, be aware that in all likelihood, “She Who Must Be Obeyed” will say “You are NOT taking that thing to the taxidermist!”
Biiig chimpin’. REALLY big chimpin’.
I can’t believe no one was arrested. It’s gonna get bigger.
and what’s wrong with POLKA?
Lawrence Welk does not approve.
Not to worry. Those things are too ugly to mount.
If it wasn’t the Amish. . .was it Icelandic people? Scots? Methodists? Lithuanians? Come on give me a clue! I don’t want to profile but what did these 400 “yutes” look like?
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