Posted on 11/04/2013 8:11:48 PM PST by Lazamataz
Edited on 11/05/2013 4:03:49 AM PST by Sidebar Moderator. [history]
I'm a helpful chap. Obama's been caught in his own personal "Read My Lips, No New Taxes" moment. He said, "If you like your health care plan, you can keep it. Period."
Well, that wasn't true. So now he's changing the lie, saying, "You can keep your plan, if the plan didn't change since the law was passed."
Wait, what? People who's plans AREN'T changing are getting cancelled. That won't work either.
Here, let me give him an assist. This is what he can say:
Obama: "If You Like Your Heath Care Plan, You Can Keep It. Period."
Obama: "...oh.... Wait.... no, you can't.... ok...."
Obama: "What We Said Was You Can Keep It If It Hasn't Changed Since The Law Passed"
Obama: "...oh.... your Plan DIDN'T change and you STILL lost it?.... ok...."
Obama: "What We Said Was You Can't Keep It If It Hasn't Changed but We'd Get You A GREAT New One."
Obama: "...oh.... your Plan DIDN'T change and you STILL lost it, and the Plan we got you sucks ass? .... ok...."
Obama: "What We Said Was You Can't Keep It If It Hasn't Changed but We'd Get You A Bad New One But At Least It Would Be Cheaper."
Obama: "...oh.... your Plan DIDN'T change and you STILL lost it, and the Plan we got you sucks ass, and it's wayyy more expensive? .... ok...."
Obama: "What We Said Was You Can't Keep It If It Hasn't Changed but We'd Get You A GREAT New One, And It Would Be Much More Expensive, But If You Got On The Website, We'd Pay For It."
Obama: "...oh.... your Plan DIDN'T change and you STILL lost it, and the Plan we got you sucks ass, and it's wayyy more expensive, and you can't get on the website?" .... ok....
Obama: "What We Said Was, (Expletive deleted)
Ooooh, deep breaths, Gina, deep breaths. Spot-on, Laz!
If you like your current plan, go f*** yourself, you will take what you’re given.
Take it and shut yer yap peasant!
PEASANT!
“I said, ‘If ukulele help land, Yukon pee kit.’”
Probably not.
Any lie little barry bastard boy-king tells will do. He never intended to improve healthcare, only wrench it into government directed ONLY. The Cloward-Piven strategy writ large across merika .. so large that the average citizen cannot comprehend it and its goal.
Thank you Laz you just made me really miss Jimmah Carter.
Me too... here's the video collection: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCUpJDzyRnY
> If you like your main squeeze, you can keep your main squeeze.....
No, no, no, "If you like your main squeeze, you can keep your main squeeze, unless she changes her mind, in which case, tough Shiite, she lied, oh well."
Lol! By January the “unspoken but implied” extension to the original quote will be a 45 minute speech.
“Eff you, Lackyer Hesplan! You kanky bit!”
Oh, and plus 1 point for the assist.
“I don’t hold out a lot of hope in the people. There’s a whole lot of “quit” in them.”
Do you see the irony of your statement?
What he REALLY said was, “If you like your period, you can keep it.”
Then realizing that most women don’t really like their period, he decided that hysterectomies and abortions should be standard in every policy. Then he changed it to you can keep your healthcare and your period. But that didn’t work either, so they punted to if you like your healthcare, you can keep it, period, not realizing that it changed the whole stinking deal because periods and commas matter. Period. And if you skip one, obama’s care is your next best bet.
Yeah. I know.
His goals and objectives are far above this, and he needs to keep his drug addled mind clear for Soros' and Jarett's instructions.
Obungacare is just a steppingstone on a long journey to socialist paradise....................
I hit your thread and I liked it. I really liked it.
But now I feel cheap. And empty.
As empty as a Dixie cup skittering across a vacant parking lot in the small hours of the morning. Sigh.
0bama/Carney/VJ/Axelrod are all starting to remind me of the shop keeper in a Monty Python skit, the one where the Shop keeper tries to convince a Customer a Parrot is not dead, but just perfectly fine
LOLOL!
"The issue is never the issue. The issue is the revolution."
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