Carlos Danger Limerick Thread [Post yours. Vanity]

FR ^ | 7/26/2013 | me

[matt1234]

FReepers, please post your Carlos Danger limericks.

[Sender]

There was a New Yorker named Wiener,
Who sexted a girl 'fore he'd seen her.
When Huma replied,
Carlos damn nearly died,
Now she leads him around by his...handle.

[clbiel]

Carlos Danger is his name,
Feels no guilt, he feels no shame.
His excuses are comic,
His wife is islamic,
So naturally she is to blame!

[matt1234]

Winner!

[savage woman]

There once(twice) was a pervert named Weiner
Who made us sick from his ill demeanor
To forgive him, Can’t you see
Huma needed “lots” of therapy
And so will all the New Yorkers

[Slyfox]

The actions of Huma have mirrored.
As her boss’s penchant is queered.
But alas O poor Huma.
Has been dealt a huge bumma.
And now she’s a beard of a beard.

[Revolting cat!]

There once was an Abedin Huma
Who left her Saudi room-ah
To spy as she could 
She married a Jew dude
To end up revenged by Montezuma

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

My inner Ermy.

[rhinoslapper]

[Yaelle]

Who can ever forget Tony Weiner
And his grey cotton clad little leaner
The years have gone by
But he still drops his fly
And his nose still resembles a peener.

[TigersEye]

ROTFL

[USFRIENDINVICTORIA]

Good one!