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Did you know that your car has a secret device on it?

Posted on 07/10/2013 5:36:06 PM PDT by lowbridge



TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous
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To: lowbridge

Turn signals and horn broken - watch for finger!


41 posted on 07/10/2013 6:13:48 PM PDT by RobertClark (My shrink just killed himself - he blamed me in his note!)
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To: alancarp

If you use it here in California other drivers take it as an invitation to block your intended action.


42 posted on 07/10/2013 6:15:06 PM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: Huskrrrr
I might also add that it does not automatically turn off when switching lanes

It will if you do it fast enough... ;)

43 posted on 07/10/2013 6:17:00 PM PDT by Gunslingr3
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To: lowbridge

Well now you will have to seek asylum to avoid prosecution .....:o)


44 posted on 07/10/2013 6:18:01 PM PDT by Squantos ( Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet ...)
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To: lowbridge

I thought it was the auxiliary backup gear shift. Never used it. Or was it the windshield washer lever. All this steering wheel gadgets confuse me.


45 posted on 07/10/2013 6:21:33 PM PDT by SkyDancer (Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
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To: lowbridge

Just great. Everyone else wants to know what I am doing, as though having the NSA know wasn’t enough.


46 posted on 07/10/2013 6:30:09 PM PDT by CodeToad (Liberals are bloodsucking ticks. We need to light the matchstick to burn them off. -786 +969)
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To: lowbridge

This past weekend I was invisible to three cars driving on the highway. They wanted to drive into my lane (it was the slow, travel lane) and they clearly did not have this stick.

I was invisible to the deer that hit the side of my silverado going 65 miles an hour. Sucker got up and ran back into the woods. Must have had a helluva headache.


47 posted on 07/10/2013 6:30:24 PM PDT by Vermont Lt (Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?)
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To: Mastador1
If you use it here in California other drivers take it as an invitation to block your intended action.

Ha! It is a turn indicator, not a turn-may-I-please-maybe-change-lanes-or.

I have a short commute, and watch my mirrors to keep tabs on traffic. I know pretty well which lanes back up where (turn in at Walmart, bus stop, etc), and generally change lanes in advance to avoid traffic backing up.

However, when I have several car lengths of room, turn on my turn indicator, and the jerk in the other lane decides to speed up to try and block me, I take that as a sure sign they've seen my car and see my turn indicator light. I usually let them get about half a car length off my bumper, then I change lanes.

So far, zero of them have hit me. It's the damnedest thing.

I'm only worried about getting in wrecks with people that don't see me.

48 posted on 07/10/2013 6:30:56 PM PDT by Gunslingr3
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To: Billthedrill

that’s you! I’ll find where you live! and you’ll cry when you see what I’ll do to your lawn! :P


49 posted on 07/10/2013 6:38:10 PM PDT by Bulwyf
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To: lowbridge

The secret device is only to be used when one is going around the world and it should stay on until that is accomplished.

Left blinking for hours means you are starting your trip and the Right one means you are coming back. Please follow the rules, people!


50 posted on 07/10/2013 6:41:52 PM PDT by JouleZ (You are the company you keep.)
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To: Bulwyf
Wha...what? WHAT? STAY OFFA MY LAWN!!

Dang kids.

51 posted on 07/10/2013 6:42:54 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Billthedrill

This 37 year old kid will terrorize your lawn with mowers, ornaments and fertilizer! I’m telling you, my generation knows how to party! heh


52 posted on 07/10/2013 6:44:54 PM PDT by Bulwyf
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To: lowbridge

Bah, they just tip off other drivers when to cut you off or block you from changing lanes.


53 posted on 07/10/2013 6:45:40 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: Bulwyf

Not the gnomes. PLEASE NOT THE GNOMES!


54 posted on 07/10/2013 6:46:02 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: lowbridge

It’s a high cost option. Most car owners refuse to buy them.


55 posted on 07/10/2013 6:48:11 PM PDT by Professional Engineer (No one expects the Sephardic Invitation!)
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To: lowbridge

Some drivers use it rather deceptively, like a running back uses a good feint — pretending they are going left, then quickly veering off to the right (or vice versa), introducing the element of delightful surprise and uncertainty to the whole endeavor.


56 posted on 07/10/2013 6:51:22 PM PDT by Heart-Rest (Good reading ==> | ncregister.com | catholic.com | ewtn.com | newadvent.org |)
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To: yarddog

Can’t use it. When they drive bymy house their free hand has a cellphone in it.


57 posted on 07/10/2013 6:59:15 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (If global warming exists I hope it is strong enough to reverse the Big Government snowball)
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To: lowbridge
I live in the far reaches of outer suburbia, and people just don't believe you when you signal a turn. They'll sit at a stop sign just looking at you.

On my commute, I go through parts of two cities on a heavily traveled commuter route. Once I cross the county line toward this in the morning, the rules change. For most women, if used it's believed by them to be a magic force field that causes all traffic to give way as they simultaneously brake, begin veering over and put on the signal after encroaching into your lane.

Then there are the passive-aggressive types who see signaling as a sign of weakness and speed up to block you. I've had to occasionally deal with cars speeding up to prevent a merge onto an interstate, who then braked to keep me from falling in behind them.

People are really weird and stupid behind the wheel en masse. Between the cell yakkers, the clueless bumblers and the NASCAR-wannabees I'm surprised traffic isn't at a standstill from crashes every morning and every evening.

58 posted on 07/10/2013 7:01:06 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Nik Naym

This sounds exactly like something my mom said before the keys in her car mysteriously disappeared for the final time the day after she turned 90.

She lived in northwestern Missouri and her long driveway led right onto a very, very busy highway with lots of truck traffic barreling along at 60-70 mph. She would always back down her driveway and onto the highway without stopping, looking or missing a beat.

Expressed my extreme concern about it more than once and she would always respond, “Everybody around here knows my car and it used to belong to the minister so nothing bad will ever happen”.

She’s no longer with us but nothing ever did happen to her in that car or to anyone else as a result of her driving habits!


59 posted on 07/10/2013 7:01:43 PM PDT by Grams A (The Sun will rise in the East in the morning and God is still on his throne.)
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To: lowbridge

Not in my old Ford 150 truck.


60 posted on 07/10/2013 7:02:03 PM PDT by fatima (Free Hugs Today :))
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