STAR TRUCK!
Starring:
Dirk Benedict as Captain Happening
Dianne Carroll as First Officer Kmon IWanaLaya
David Hyde-Piercer as Doctor Lumbago
And introducing:
Bronson Pinchot as "Morgo, the friendly drone"
Posted on 05/02/2013 6:04:40 AM PDT by Fennie
WASHINGTON - In the midst of the Cold War on several occasions, nuclear missiles at US Air Force bases were mysteriously shut down, according to US servicemen who said they witnessed the failure of the heavily guarded missile systems.
But they don't blame America's Cold War enemy, the Soviet Union; they say aliens from space did it.
"This was something Russia could have developed, but it turns out they didn't develop this and we don't have it either - to be able to shut down nuclear weapons with a beam of light," David Scott, a former sergeant in the US Air Force, told RIA Novosti at a conference in Washington on encounters with extraterrestrials.
(Excerpt) Read more at en.rian.ru ...
Personal credentials mean squat anymore. Remember General David Petraeus?
STAR TRUCK!
Starring:
Dirk Benedict as Captain Happening
Dianne Carroll as First Officer Kmon IWanaLaya
David Hyde-Piercer as Doctor Lumbago
And introducing:
Bronson Pinchot as "Morgo, the friendly drone"
great one... love it!!!
So I’ve got that going for me, pretty nice huh?
Clueless is no way to go through life, dog.
They weren’t aliens. They were us. It is convenient that people think they were aliens. That way it can all be dismissed. The tech they saw was made by us, just not yet.
The most amazing thing always associated with UFO’s are lights. Did it ever dawn on anyone that if they had the superior technology to make it here from some other star or galaxy that they also would have the ability to see in the dark without lights?
I mean we sub-creatures managed to do it with a set of goggles!
I dunno if they are real or not. But your question is a good one. I would like to see more people answer it instead of mocking the idea though.
Are the soldiers all lying or not?
Kinda like Is Arpaio lying about the BC or is Obama?
Some people just don’t want to have to be out on the spot with a serious answer.
Time travel does far less violence to the current understanding of physics than does interstellar travel. Humans from 100,000 years hence actually have a vested interest in visiting and making some changes or taking samples. It explains why they are avoiding DC/London/Moscow and visiting remote areas.
I’m not claiming it’s actually happening; just pointing out relative liklihoods.
This guy is stupid...everyone that knows anything about computers understands what caused this—it was gremlins.
Webster Hubbel made the whole alien theory a priority of his tenure at the highest levels of government. He found nothing on the subject.
Yep, you can be sure the aliens are gonna read the whole thread before they post any comments.
If they read a few random threads, they will conclude intelligent life on earth is far from developed. See “Principles don’t matter” threads for proof.
Well,there you have it. Don’t get much more alien than gremlins.
Aliens don’t read random threads (’cept perhaps JRandomFreeper threads). Aliens are verrrrryyy sophisticated and use very sophisticated algorerhythms to decide which threads to read and which to ignore. But you can be sure that aliens read the entire thread once they decide to read any thread. It’s just the way aliens are. Sorta natural law-like, I think.
As long as they don’t inspect the condition of my lower digestive tract, I’m good with that.
So the aliens changed strategies and decided to fill up NASA management with morons, instead? :)
I’m beginning to think it’s true. As I get older my yoo-hoo doesn’t perform. Must be the aliens.
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