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What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?
About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
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What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.


Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.

I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.


Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!

If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands

Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.

Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.

Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.


Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod


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To: moose07
How's your part of the Universe today?
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The ignorant commie Tw@*.

Let's see... the rugs are still grumbling, the flying towels are - well I'm not sure what they are doing.. the kittehs are all inside (because it's only about 2 degrees (er, 36 degrees depending on which side of the red column you look.. ;-)

And I just finished a bowl of ice cream... it was either that or some hot chocolate, and the ice cream was easier (and quicker) to access...

And all commies, including the _resident are twits.. (or was the @* a substitution for the letters 'at'?)

Either is correct..

821 posted on 04/15/2013 12:30:49 AM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: NoCmpromiz
the rugs are still grumbling,

You are right about Rugs...that problem has spread.
Last Friday, walked into the living room and there before my eyes the Chinese rug was consuming the Newspaper.
It froze as soon as it knew it had been spotted, the paper was slowly pushed back out with it's tongue.
It tried to deny all knowledge of the damaged paper, the large chewed wet area was incontrovertible evidence.
An uneasy truce is in place
My slippers have been missing for weeks ...would it have?

Hot Chocolate or ice cream ,imagine the mess if a rug was left unsupervised around those...

822 posted on 04/15/2013 12:58:08 AM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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To: moose07



823 posted on 04/15/2013 2:42:31 AM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. liberals and logic: Never confuse the two! Hi MI# !)
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To: moose07; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; LibreOuMort

Today seems like a really good day to sleep in.


824 posted on 04/15/2013 4:36:08 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (The universe generally responds poorly to any attempt to draw attention to its numerous flaws.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Darksheare; Monkey Face; Anoreth; ColdOne; fanfan; Cyber Liberty; null and void; ...

825 posted on 04/15/2013 4:46:06 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Just what this family needs: more smugness.)
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To: Tax-chick

They are poor grammarians, though.

I think some of our posters are part cat.


826 posted on 04/15/2013 4:58:05 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (The universe generally responds poorly to any attempt to draw attention to its numerous flaws.)
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To: Tax-chick; everyone
Exactly correct T-c. The eyes say, at this time, what needs to be said.

Morning T-c. Morning everyone.

827 posted on 04/15/2013 4:59:50 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick
"They are poor grammarians, though.

I resemble that remark, though I realize such constitutes a feliney in at least three States.

828 posted on 04/15/2013 5:06:10 AM PDT by Flotsam_Jetsome (No more usurpers.)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome; no-to-illegals; NicknamedBob

You guys are funny!


829 posted on 04/15/2013 5:16:34 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Just what this family needs: more smugness.)
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To: NicknamedBob
In many ways that is a compliment to grammarians living amongst us. I do believe they will applaud your words. I do want to know one thing ... How did you figure out the grammarians are part cat? Maybe ... that secret should remain safe from those looking to prove alien life exists amongst us. The democRATs have been looking to capture the more intelligent amongst us for forever to bring the grammarians to the dark side. It is simply the more intelligent aliens (as are referred to) are too intelligent to support democRATs. Should the democRATs find them .. my guess is the democRATs would hunt and kill the grammarians. democRATs attempt to kill everything good.

My apology everyone ... I and am realize it is against the rules to speak of politics at this thread. I prays though these thoughts of Thought will not be an intrusion.

830 posted on 04/15/2013 5:18:55 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: LibreOuMort; TheOldLady; fanfan; Tax-chick; Dead Corpse; Darksheare; NicknamedBob; ...

Thanks!

Piccies of the baby finally got to my email inbox, and as soon as I can when I get home, I will post them. Perhaps I may even add a few that I have taken myself!

I will be looking for little pink things to spend money on once in a while, now...:o]


831 posted on 04/15/2013 5:27:05 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face
Pink things are pretty on most all ladies! On the non-ladies pink appears to be red or a bit communistic. More Congratulations to you, your family, and the little new one! May the fruits of enjoyment be yours for each family member!
832 posted on 04/15/2013 5:31:07 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: NicknamedBob

I would have slept in, but I’m not in my own bed. Heh-heh-heh!

Overcast here, with some rain last night. The movie-thons help to keep us from noticing all but the worst of the weather. ;o]


833 posted on 04/15/2013 5:32:23 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: NoCmpromiz; null and void

I have yet to log in from my “semi-evolved smartish phone”.
I didn’t want to go through thefrustration of dealing with mobile phone nuances.


834 posted on 04/15/2013 5:39:26 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick
" The movie-thons help to keep us from noticing all but the worst of the weather."

"Despicable Me" was on cable last night.

It's scientifically inaccurate, you know.

835 posted on 04/15/2013 5:39:27 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (The universe generally responds poorly to any attempt to draw attention to its numerous flaws.)
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To: moose07

Yes, it might have eaten your slippers.


836 posted on 04/15/2013 5:44:27 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick

We watched “Zulu Dawn” and “Zulu,” last night, though I think the restorative made us miss a bit of the latter movie; it would seem our tongues were loosened a bit, and we chittered away the frames.

We’ve been doing that a lot since I’ve been here, except for the Harry Potter movies.


837 posted on 04/15/2013 5:50:37 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: NicknamedBob
I think some of our posters are part cat.

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

838 posted on 04/15/2013 6:27:42 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: JoeProBono

“Yoo taeks mee fureber hom, nao, peeeeeze?”

That is adorable, Joe!


839 posted on 04/15/2013 6:29:37 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady; NicknamedBob

My one sister-in-law accused me of having been a cat “in a former life”.
Which would have all kinds of feline philosophical questions, like: “What crime can a cat commit to be sentenced to be a human?!”


840 posted on 04/15/2013 6:30:04 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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