Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
Let's see... the rugs are still grumbling, the flying towels are - well I'm not sure what they are doing.. the kittehs are all inside (because it's only about 2 degrees (er, 36 degrees depending on which side of the red column you look.. ;-)
And I just finished a bowl of ice cream... it was either that or some hot chocolate, and the ice cream was easier (and quicker) to access...
And all commies, including the _resident are twits.. (or was the @* a substitution for the letters 'at'?)
Either is correct..
You are right about Rugs...that problem has spread.
Last Friday, walked into the living room and there before my eyes the Chinese rug was consuming the Newspaper.
It froze as soon as it knew it had been spotted, the paper was slowly pushed back out with it's tongue.
It tried to deny all knowledge of the damaged paper, the large chewed wet area was incontrovertible evidence.
An uneasy truce is in place
My slippers have been missing for weeks ...would it have?
Hot Chocolate or ice cream ,imagine the mess if a rug was left unsupervised around those...
Today seems like a really good day to sleep in.
They are poor grammarians, though.
I think some of our posters are part cat.
Morning T-c. Morning everyone.
I resemble that remark, though I realize such constitutes a feliney in at least three States.
You guys are funny!
My apology everyone ... I and am realize it is against the rules to speak of politics at this thread. I prays though these thoughts of Thought will not be an intrusion.
Thanks!
Piccies of the baby finally got to my email inbox, and as soon as I can when I get home, I will post them. Perhaps I may even add a few that I have taken myself!
I will be looking for little pink things to spend money on once in a while, now...:o]
I would have slept in, but I’m not in my own bed. Heh-heh-heh!
Overcast here, with some rain last night. The movie-thons help to keep us from noticing all but the worst of the weather. ;o]
I have yet to log in from my “semi-evolved smartish phone”.
I didn’t want to go through thefrustration of dealing with mobile phone nuances.
"Despicable Me" was on cable last night.
It's scientifically inaccurate, you know.
Yes, it might have eaten your slippers.
We watched “Zulu Dawn” and “Zulu,” last night, though I think the restorative made us miss a bit of the latter movie; it would seem our tongues were loosened a bit, and we chittered away the frames.
We’ve been doing that a lot since I’ve been here, except for the Harry Potter movies.
Not that there's anything wrong with that...
“Yoo taeks mee fureber hom, nao, peeeeeze?”
That is adorable, Joe!
My one sister-in-law accused me of having been a cat “in a former life”.
Which would have all kinds of feline philosophical questions, like: “What crime can a cat commit to be sentenced to be a human?!”
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