What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?

About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

[Darksheare]

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?

What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.

Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.

Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.

Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod

[NoCmpromiz]

So I was outside minding my own business (well, actually I was changing a thermostat in a product from Fuji Heavy Industries)and while pouring some off-colour water in a hole in the top of an elongated finned thing and I happened to glance at the sky..>

Dark. Rumbling. Spitting wet stuff...

Managed to get everything put under cover (which is not the same thing as 'put away'...) before the heart of the thunderous deluge hit...

Noted on the radar image from the weather service that claims erroneously to be accurate that there is another line advancing our direction with an eta three hours hence.

So much for a quiet evening ;-)

[no-to-illegals]

Is the spitting wet stuff wet? You’all still in winter up thar. The stuff is supposed to be white and fluffy then wet. Is this a sign of Winter's grasp is finally falling away or is algore in the area. Would explain the warm air. algore ... he's like that. Send him out in the dead of winter and there will come a blizzard and it will not be from Dairy Queen. Send algore out after Winter going into Spring and the weather will turn wet with a tinge of nasty. algoe has to be in your area. I recommend that a search party be initiated immediately and the objective be to ride algore out of town on a rail. The whole area will be much more calm and less wet upon on.

[NoCmpromiz]

Should I make another batch of shine?

Don't mind me, I'm catching up from last night as I'm drying out from the thunder storm... ;)

[Tax-chick]

‘Face is still in Memphis, as of now, but says they’re boarding (again). That would put them here before 10:00. I won’t have to take a lot of children to the airport then!

We took Tom to “youth leadership social,” and I’ll phone Bill to pick him up at 8:30.

[Darksheare]

Safe travels!
See you tomorrow.
I just fired the machine back up after crash dumping it due to lightning.

[Tax-chick]

‘Face says boarding now, so 9:30-ish arrival. She said they were promised free drinks when they finally take off!

[NoCmpromiz]

I found steamers for you...

And I have a recipe...

[Darksheare]

Welcome FourtySeven to the Undead Thread ping list.
[typos are free]

They will be visiting spottily, lurk alot, and read along.
In other words, perfect house guest.
/ bad joke.

[no-to-illegals]

At least we didn't have to send out the shooters again due to a holdup. This has turned out to be some more kind of layover in Memphis. T-c, Thank You for the update. Still loose.

[Darksheare]

9:30-ish?
And free drinks?
Hoo-boy!

[Hot Tabasco]

What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?

Here, pull my finger and let's find out.....

[no-to-illegals]

Thank You .. just started and can tell this one is gonna be good. Thank You.

[no-to-illegals]

That one was great NoC. I'm gonna be playing that one for a great long while. Am truly grateful. (smiles)

[Tax-chick]

She said it was “mechanical difficulties,” not Joe Biden. Also, they got a $10 meal voucher, so she’s not starving. I’ll take her a Restorative Beverage when we go to pick her up!

[Darksheare]

Never ever pull fingers on monsterators.

[Darksheare]

Misread that as ‘mental Difficulties” and had a mental image of the ground crew standing around with traffic cones on their heads.

[Flotsam_Jetsome]

In other words, perfect house guest.

Wait. I was told there would be a pool on the roof? The last palce had a pool. . .

And I fell for it. I'm such a n00b.

[Darksheare]

Wait, there is a pool?

[NoCmpromiz]

That one was great NoC.

Glad you like...

[no-to-illegals]

Still playing that tune, NoC. What a message! Amen. Amen.