Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
Is it underground like the underground city the homeless in one city dug out, or underground with full on computer screens and evil lair vibe?
Is that really the won’s tactical bus?
WTF?
Kinda paranoid/apocalyptic, innit?
Uh oh.
Evil lair vibe.
Tight black suits.
The whole deal.
[and now they’re only speaking German..I’m getting nervous]
“Not a good sign with the web having hiccups”
Somebody needs to hold its nose or scare it.
Yikes.
There wouldn’t happen to be a poodle next door?
Uh....”Ermahgerd!” ?
;]
Is this the UT? It doesn’t look like the UT. Oh, well, I’ll go have a look around. If I don’t find another candidate that looks more like the UT, I’ll be back.
Parson terrier.
[could be a religious cult angle...I dunno]
Yes, it is the UT. I’m not sure why, but here we are. Darksheare moved us last night while I was cleaning up from supper and making the boys take baths.
We could pour water down its throat. Would short out everything. There is an idea out there of using EMP/IP. I believe Doug Loss is working on it. It might work better than water?
Ohhhhhh.
I see now.
[I thought we were possibly having a collective stroke]
Joe is the expert with fire around here, from what have seen. Joe used a flame thrower at our last cookout.
Something involving Darks and alcohol. At least the area has been disinfected.
Should I make another batch of shine?
I have used a blow torch on a deer steak during a camp out so who am I to say?
;D
I was about to say, if there was a poodle next door it was on.
Probably some dog cult.
Cleanliness is next to impossible.
;]
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