Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
How the Fat are we supposed to remember that?
Ain’t nobody got time fo’ dat!
Well that’s hedghog testicles.
Did he give you any kind of educated guesses as to what you’re looking at, or is this one of those “Run this battery of tests” moments?
Lipid=Fat.
It’s looking as if it may storm here. I just read teh byos another chapter of “The Fellowship of the Ring.” Next I’ll get Kathleen up and give her a bowl of mush, or something else if she won’t eat that.
And his whiskers would have been in full down position.
Trifid I know.
Lipid.. uh.. dunno.
;-)
Time to sack out. Crowbar kept me awake last night and need to catch up on shuteye.
Be careful catching up on Shuteye. He can be dangerous when cornered and he spooks easily.
This wasn’t the first time I thought I’d caught Shuteye. I expect it won’t be the last. I vaguely remember seeing him squatting by a campfire he’d built, cooking some grub.
You’d think I’d know all his moves by now, but he continues to surprise me.
If this time is like all the last times I’ll remember before too long just what he did. All I can remember now is pulling back the hammer on my pistol and finding myself lying on my back looking up at a clear, blue sky hoping he didn’t hide my pants too well.
I’ll find Shuteye again, and I’ll eventually bring him in. I won’t be able to rest until I do.
“It’s looking as if it may storm here.”
Feel free to send it all back out West; we’re EXTREMELY dry so far this year, and looking at the possibility of a long season of conflagrations coupled with resurgent liberal drum-beating about drought and water usage.
Hi SG,
The figure (6.2) refers to (239.75251 mg/dl)or 0.24grams of Cholesterol per 0.1Litres of Blood.
The Target is 193.3488 mg/dl. or (5.0)
They make things look worse than they really are.
Give Crowbar a tickle from me.
Thanks 'Face...Can't believe the synthetic DNA worked.
Cochineal and Olive oil looked good in the test tube, but guess it was not good enough...Sigh.
Must go now...Lights out ,zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
We’ve had a fairly wet spring ... but are still on “Stage 3 Emergency Water Restrictions” from a drought 3 or 4 years ago. Water rates are still at “emergency” levels, too.
The rule against car washing at home has resulted in a proliferation of car-wash businesses such as “Auto Bell.” How those use less water, I don’t know. Recycle, maybe ... anyway, they don’t enforce the water restrictions as long as it’s raining all the time, but they occasionally include a flyer in our water bill to remind us.
LOL!
Sleep well!
Did they say if that figure was HDL or LDL?
If it’s mostly HDL, there’s no issue.
[I had very high HDL...even after eating a mayo slathered sandwich before having the bloodwork done. Oops.]
“Now dear, I’m shutting the lights off. Immediately.”
*Poof, instant darkness!*
“Honey, there’s something cold and slithery on my leg.”
And with that, you killed your own thread you idiot.
This best the preponderant of killing the undead.
To destroy an inhuman monster, you must send a human monster.
And so it was with the undead.
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