Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
My brother really liked the “Katrina and the Waves” version of this.
That’s a good motto for today!
Good morning. I made it through another night. ;o]
So did I, but I had crazy dreams. One involved trying to coordinate the schedules of most of the Undead Thread regulars so we could all apply for passports.
Deporting for ruty! Mats the whoday’s tission?
I don’t think I’d want to trade dreams with you, thanks.
Mine are screwy, but I’m sure I’ve never tried to summon the Undeaders.
Good morning! Ninja the Hemorrhoid has been spicing things up. This morning, instead of stretching out on the window sill to enjoy the sunbeans, he played xylophone on the vertical blinds.
Good morning, y’all!
Yikes!
I missed a draft lottery number of 18 by 25 minutes. I got something in the high 200's instead.
They drafted up to 180 or so that year, sent most to Vietnam.
Thanks Mom!
That’s not exactly what I said, but it will do! LOL!
I was expecting the two rice rockets to hit me on Sunday, they came pretty close to it.
Dunno why they thought that what they were doing was okay, it was dangerous and exceedingly stupid.
Literally I blinked and saw the blue ricer inches from slamming my trunk, where before blinking he was a sedate distance behind me.
Be safe out there, the idiots like the two I ran across make it harder for “your crew” [i.e. the guys and gals who know what they’re doing] to operate on the roads as people take their anger out on unrelated persons for it.
Good afternoon. 73 and windy.
On and off drizzles, cat got rained on earlier.
66 and sunny here.
There is a big fire down the street, but I don’t know if it’s the rec center or the elementary school. I’ll find out later, I ssuppose. Someone will have all the dope...
Congratualtions on being human! I knew there was something about you I liked! LOL!
Later, you...
Wet cats don't smell as bad as wet dogs...
The NiMH would have come in from the rain, accused you of creating it, then expect you to towel off his wetness...
The flash flood warnings are over, but there’s still a lot of di-hydroxy monoxide falling from the airborne amorphous crystalline structures.
Let’s see. A lipid. I used to know what a lipid was.
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