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What Happened When The Mods Pulled My Post?
About a quart of Gin ^ | April 9 2013 | A Demented Mind

Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare

I just spent alot of time posting!

I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.

Pictured: Small Bump

What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.

Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
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What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.

Then it gets marked.


Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:

Pictured, mods gathering.

I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.


Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:

I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!

You want to vanish like your dog did?

What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.

Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:

BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!

If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.

Pictured: Mod hands

Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.

Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!

Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.

Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.


Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!

This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod


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To: null and void; NicknamedBob

Will definitely let y’all know if I find it. So far I’ve batted 0.


1,501 posted on 04/21/2013 4:44:27 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must b e all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Silentgypsy

There was a thread about conspiracy theories pulled and I wrote this and didn’t want to waste it. I wonder what conspiracy caused the thread to be pulled? Hmmm..

Every good lie contains some truth. Like wise every good conspiracy theory contains some truth. There is a conspiracy to spread conspiracy theories. If there are enough conspiracy theories out the you can hide a true conspiracy amongst them. By tainting the truth with lies enough you can make it hard to tell the truth from a lie. So when the truth is revealed about what the government is up to it will confused with all the half truths claimed in conspiracy theorist. This way the government can do what all the conspiracy theorist claim they are doing because their claims of conspiracy are tainted with falsifiable information. People can see that some of their fact are wrong and the government is counting on other people discounting the whole conspiracy theory as false.
All you need to do to start a good conspiracy theory is to start with some truth and add a lie that some groups what to believe. The best sconce is evidence that the government is covering up. Even if it doesn’t exist the better. Then when the government says it does,t exist that makes it fact for many groups.

In short If you you start enough crazy conspiracy theories you can hide the true conspiracy amongst them.

This brings to mind Michael Medved. If my theory about using crazy conspiracy theories to hid real conspiracies is true. Then by using his show to let callers share their mostly very crazy conspiracy theories, then this must mean Michel Medved is try to hid a real conspiracy.

/? /s or- -or ?


1,502 posted on 04/21/2013 5:26:17 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (Normal isn't normal anymore.)
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To: ThomasThomas

Excellent observation. Only a free exchange of ideas cast the sunlight needed to sort out the truth. I take with a grain of salt most of what I read, however there may be truth in that grain of salt. This is the power of the first amendment. Although it becomes a real slog and a great deal of discipline to weed the garden, sorry I’m in a metaphorical mode tonight.


1,503 posted on 04/21/2013 5:36:26 PM PDT by notted
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To: ThomasThomas

Excellent observation. Only a free exchange of ideas cast the sunlight needed to sort out the truth. I take with a grain of salt most of what I read, however there may be truth in that grain of salt. This is the power of the first amendment. Although it becomes a real slog and a great deal of discipline to weed the garden, sorry I’m in a metaphorical mode tonight.


1,504 posted on 04/21/2013 5:37:21 PM PDT by notted
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To: notted; ThomasThomas
"Only a free exchange of ideas cast the sunlight needed to sort out the truth."

I'm not sure I'm in favor of the free exchange of ideas.

I think it would be cool to be paid for mine.

Welcome aboard (the current version of) the Undead Thread.

1,505 posted on 04/21/2013 6:08:52 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (The universe generally responds poorly to any attempt to draw attention to its numerous flaws.)
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To: NicknamedBob

LOL. I will email you a bit coin.


1,506 posted on 04/21/2013 6:15:54 PM PDT by notted
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To: notted; NicknamedBob

1,507 posted on 04/21/2013 6:59:27 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: ThomasThomas; Darksheare
"This thread has been pulled.

Pulled on 04/21/2013 4:57:15 PM PDT by Admin Moderator, reason:

Either the source isn’t welcome due to NSFW links and content

or Its a conspiracy"

Apropos.

1,508 posted on 04/21/2013 7:00:43 PM PDT by Flotsam_Jetsome (No more usurpers.)
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To: NoCmpromiz; NicknamedBob

Sorry, NicknamedBob, looks like I clicked on the wrong email. I’m sure Nocmpromiz will forward your reward.


1,509 posted on 04/21/2013 7:04:18 PM PDT by notted
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To: notted; NoCmpromiz

If I woke up to find that coin under my pillow,

I’d think it was a payment I couldn’t refuse.


1,510 posted on 04/21/2013 7:08:17 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (The universe generally responds poorly to any attempt to draw attention to its numerous flaws.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Darksheare; j_guru
This is a test...

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...this is only a test

1,511 posted on 04/21/2013 9:01:21 PM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of oppression and Democrats use them. Gun confiscation enables tyranny.)
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To: null and void; Darksheare; j_guru; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; TheOldLady; Silentgypsy
This little weight-gauge thingy, sits on top of the pressure cooker and does a little dance, skittering around and screaming with a high-pitched sound as the steam enters its nether orifice.

I like to think I'd probably do much the same thing, under those conditions, myself.

1,512 posted on 04/21/2013 9:39:06 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (The universe generally responds poorly to any attempt to draw attention to its numerous flaws.)
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To: ThomasThomas; All
I am compelled to agree with you, mostly because it's late, I don't know who Michael Medved is, and I can't seem to unravel what you said. I appreciate the careful thought you put into it, though.

It's late. Good night, y'all, and sweet dreams....

1,513 posted on 04/21/2013 9:41:50 PM PDT by Silentgypsy (I must b e all here, because everyone keeps telling me I'm not all there.)
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To: Silentgypsy; ThomasThomas
"I am compelled to agree with you, mostly because it's late ..."

Yeah, you don't want to start an argument with him.

You'll be outnumbered.

1,514 posted on 04/21/2013 9:49:24 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (The universe generally responds poorly to any attempt to draw attention to its numerous flaws.)
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To: Silentgypsy

When you speak of conspiracies theories you must think in a less than fully cognate mind frame. Cogenterosity (the act of being cogent) is a hindrance to most conspiracy theories. It will not make much more understandable in the morning. But in short sometimes you can hide the truth by surrounding it with lies.


1,515 posted on 04/21/2013 10:37:23 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (Normal isn't normal anymore.)
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To: ThomasThomas
Then by using his show to let callers share their mostly very crazy conspiracy theories, then this must mean Michel Medved is try to hid a real conspiracy

Then, where does Alex Jones fit into this theory? ;-)

Good night all... Gotta bury stuff in the field next to the silo. Working on my own conspiracy theory... If you bury certain objects in the field by the silo, red triangles with a centered yellow exclamation mark spring up ;-) Or not.

1,516 posted on 04/22/2013 12:23:00 AM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Tax-chick

1,517 posted on 04/22/2013 2:03:16 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: JoeProBono; TheOldLady; Monkey Face; Anoreth; NicknamedBob; Darksheare; ColdOne; fanfan; ...

1,518 posted on 04/22/2013 2:30:25 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("I think amnesty is deader than a Chechen bomber." ~ LS)
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To: Flotsam_Jetsome

Good morning, Eastern Time. It’s still dark here, but my forecast says 66 and sunny for later.


1,519 posted on 04/22/2013 2:31:57 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("I think amnesty is deader than a Chechen bomber." ~ LS)
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To: Tax-chick

1,520 posted on 04/22/2013 2:48:07 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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