Posted on 04/09/2013 5:27:53 PM PDT by Darksheare
I just spent alot of time posting!
I see that, looks like you hit a small bump.
Pictured: Small Bump
What happened?
Well, someone set up us the bomb?
I'm serious!
Oh, well.. looks like your post got pulled.
Augh! I spent alot of effort on that! How did it happen?!
Couldn't be because you were doing it wrong?
What the, how'd you get that video of m-- uh.. I don't even wear that!
Right Skippy. *cough* Well, since you asked, here's how posts get removed.
First, if it is against TOS it gets seen.
Then it gets marked.
Okay, I have that much.
Then the mods gather:
Pictured, mods gathering.
I don't think that's how it looks, I..
Look, do you want an answer or not?
...Yes?
Right, carrying on.
Then they back their vehicle up to your post.
Whoah! What the heck is that thing?!
It's a machine, that eats other machines.
With this:
I don't see what this has to do with my post vanishing, can you tell me wha-
Watch it question boy! I have a flamethrower!
You want to vanish like your dog did?
What the?! No, not Roozer too!
To be fair, your dog WAS drunk.
What?! Who would even... please don't point that flamethrower at me.
Right, and after they saw your post off the entire forum, they set it on fire.
Wait.. that man. His face, and fire! Oh GOD WHY?!
Oh, HIS post was all about his face, so the mods set it on fire.
After that, they used the ashes to open a gate between our world and theirs, like this:
BLECH! That's horrible!
And those tentacles! GAAAH!
If you think that's bad, you should see what happens when the mods get their hands on a bad thread.
Pictured: Mod hands
Oh look, here comes a mod now.
Looks like they want to ask you about that thread you just posted.
Gaaah! Tell them I'm indisposed!
Pictured: Moderator, dunno which one.
Tell them yourself, they're right behind you.
Wait, don't run away!
We haven't gotten to what happens when they edit your thread title!
This concludes our sordid fictional tale.
If you liked that, we have plenty more in the book "Oh the horrible things you'll summon!" rumored to be written by IamnotaMod
I drank that once. Discovered I lost points. Never did it again...
OK. I know what that is. Why do conservatives seem to hate it so much?
It represents camping, freedom from want, American values, and being able to shoot guns...
Liberals hate all of that.
Afternoon ...
Off on a Tom Driving Event. If I don’t come back, etc., etc.
If you don’t come back, I’ll send out the Militia and a few Hair-Splitting Police... ;o]
Or maybe the sarcasm police....Or not.
2nd Interviewer: What did he do?
Vercotti: He used... sarcasm. He knew all the tricks, dramatic irony, metaphor, pathos, puns, parody, litotes and... satire. He was vicious.
Yes... that describes Tom to a “T.” LOL!
(His mother may have other views, but as an objective Outsider...)
Yes, that’s Tom. Well, pretty close ... I don’t think he uses litote much.
We survived the trip to church and back, with many repetitions of “Slow down!” Part of the problem is that he’s too big for the car.
Tom is too big for anything but a Hummer. But don’t let him have one until he can afford to buy it himself! LOL!
His feet make the Neon’s accelerator look like a toothpick under a manhole cover. (No insult intended.) He’s going to be a big man, and needs a vehicle he can fit into.
Until further notice, it’s the Neon or being a passenger in the van, so ...
Got any Ones?
I think it was “Police Academy” where the huge guy just pulled the front seat out of a small car and sat in the back to drive. We had a big guy like who owned one of the original Honda Civics when I was in High School (circa late ‘70s if you want to picture the car). It was hard for him to fold himself in there.
Go fish.
Two of my Space Bags died on this trip, so when I unpacked, my clothes were wrinkled. Dang. I HATE when that happens!
So sometime in the next six months, I will have to invest in new Space Bags. I won’t complain: I got these in Del Rio, and that was in the spring of 2004, before my trip to Pakistan. I would say they did what they were supposed to in FINE style! LOL!
The “huge guy” was a basketball player, but I’m darned if I can recall his name. Something Olaijawan? (Don’t quote me!)
Yes, but Tom is an overall BIG guy, and is yet to get out of his teens. I’m interested to see how tall he will be when his growth spurt at 19 hits him. People will cower...
Can’t. TC has all the ones in the deck. Unless you have some up your sleeve.
*crickets*
“Why do conservatives seem to hate it so much?”
Because the really cool, useful, and truthful bits of their programming are thoroughly interspersed with intolerable liberal dreck that is custom-designed to give impressionable minds the horribly malformed idea that really cool, useful, and truthful things are COMPATIBLE with, or — even better — THE PRODUCT OF, the intervening liberal idiocy.
PBS uses truth to give lies a semblance of truism; sort of like the snake in the garden. Same MO; now in HD.
And THAT is why Conservatives mostly revile PBS.
You’ve lived in Del Rio? Seriously?
Just to make sure, we’re talking about the Del Rio across from Ciudad Acuna way waaaaay out west of San Antonio, that Del Rio?
I was there briefly for pilot training in 1982. I didn’t think anyone sane ever went there.
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